February 27, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Your very own M & M’s!!

I had no idea that such an amazing thing was even conceivable…up until today. I quite often talk of having a mind explosion (like the time I saw Ray Meagher at the shops)…but this nearly takes the cake! As it … Continue reading

February 26, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Know what your dog is saying!!!

ZOMG!! This has to be the greatest invention of all time! Today’s Blow My 900 special is the The Bow-lingual Canine Translator!!!Yes, that’s right, KNOW WHAT YOUR DOG IS SAYING TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now instead of wondering what’s on your dog’s … Continue reading

February 25, 2009
by Kruddler!
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A Fun and Exciting Fly Swatter!

Sick of the boring mundane ways to kill flies?? Me too! Yesterday I received an awesome suggestion for a 1500 watt electric fly-swatter! Now you don’t have to worry about hitting the fly/mosquito onto something, just get in within range … Continue reading

February 24, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Humphrey B Bear!!

Turns out that you can hire Humphrey B Bear!! What an amazing day that would be! There was no pricing listed, but how expensive could an afternoon with Humphrey B Bear be? I’m thinking that $900 would get you ATLEAST … Continue reading

February 23, 2009
by Kruddler!
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A C-3PO costume!!

Based on an incredible suggestion on Friday, I strongly recommend that you buy many C-3po costumes with your $900!! They are actually on special at the moment for only $18.99 (US) on this amazing website. So I figure with the … Continue reading

February 20, 2009
by Kruddler!
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A Goat! I never thought I would buy a goat!

To follow up yesterday’s suggestion of a boat, today I propose that you buy a goat! You can pick up a high quality¬† Saanen/Nubian cross dairy goat for $75! Now, according the seller…”You can produce $20 /milk per goat per … Continue reading

February 19, 2009
by Kruddler!
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A boat! Never thought I’d be on a boat.

Grab your swim trunks, Flippy Floppies and you’ll be straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea!! A boat! I have always wanted a boat, pretty much more than anything. Boat owners have a certain air of class, … Continue reading

February 18, 2009
by Kruddler!
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A Goatee Saver!

I know what you are thinking…the ONE thing that holds you back from growing a goatee is the fact that they don’t look neat and tidy! Well stop that thought and check out the goatee saver! I mean people claim … Continue reading

February 17, 2009
by Kruddler!
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A date for your 10 year high school reunion!

So it turns out that my 10 year high school reunion is just around the corner and I’m still horribly alone. Is it wrong that I am even contemplating spending $900(or less) on someone to ‘accompany’ me to it? How … Continue reading

February 16, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Just when you thought all your dreams had come true!

Now that you know that will be getting your money on April 6th, I suggest you celebrate by also celebrating the fact that Limp Bizkit is reuniting! So in honour of this auspicious occasion, I propose that you buy 78 … Continue reading