February 15, 2009
by Kruddler!
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$900 Stimulus Package on April 6th!!

I know you may have been asking yourself….when will I get my $900 economic stimulus payment?!?! Well…it turns out that you may get a friendly letter from K-Rudd and the Dub-Swan on April 6th! I have amended the countdown timer … Continue reading

February 13, 2009
by Kruddler!
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$900 Economic Stimulus plan passed through Parliament!

So the $900 is coming our way!! Economic stimulus package is pretty stimulating that’s for sure. Looks like old Xenophon got his wish!  Makes you wonder whether it’s actually going to do anything, as I’m yet to see any hard … Continue reading

February 13, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Spend the $900 on something worthwhile.

Seriously Rudd take my money and give it to the people that have been affected by the fires and floods. I would gladly give up $900 that I may or may not get so that someone else can have something … Continue reading

February 12, 2009
by Kruddler!
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The stimulus package is lowered to $900 ?!?!

So it turns out the Stimulus package has been amended to be $900 now and not $950. I wish someone would’ve told me that before I bought this flamin domain name!!!!! Oh well, I guess I should buy a new … Continue reading

February 11, 2009
by Kruddler!
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I don’t mean to seem racist

I don’t know about you, but to me there is nothing more comforting in these economic hard times than a nice minty treat. And well the king of all minty treats is the White Knight! Known for its skills in … Continue reading

February 10, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Economic crisis doesnt have to mean transportation crisis! Come On!!

Hopefully that subject was a good enough segue into today’s object of financial acquirement. Amaze your friends with Will Arnett impressions, and well, that’s about it! I’m not sure what they are good for? Maybe office polo? But a segway … Continue reading

February 9, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Huey Lewis had it right all along.

Can you remember a time when there wasn’t a financial crisis? I sure can…it was magnificent! A place where milk and honey flowed through the streets, you didn’t have to change the name of lollies so it wouldn’t offend people … Continue reading

February 6, 2009
by Kruddler!
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A new car!!!!!!!

What better way to spend your economic stimulus payment than to buy a brand new car! Nothing screams success more than an EA Falcon! Known for it’s prestige and all-around good looks, this car is a marvel of human-kind, and … Continue reading

February 5, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulation for the nation!

It has been brought to my attention that all of this economic stimulation may in fact cause all kinds of stimulation. As a result, today’s suggestion for you and your $950 of economic stimulation goodness…5053 pregnancy tests! That’s right, you … Continue reading

February 4, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Personal Protection!

I was thinking today, man I don’t feel very secure. Sure this may be to do with my own feelings of inadequacy and lack of self-esteem, but it also may be to do with the fact that I don’t have … Continue reading