Squirrel Underpants.
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I know I know, you are like…Blow My 900 is usually so informative and the ONLY place you come to in order to know what to spend your $900 stimulus payment on!! But today, the staff around here decided that it should be a little “silly”, it is after all, so darn close to the “Stimulation Season”. So today we recommend…Squirrel Underpants!! Not only do we not have squirrels here, but I’ve met a few squirrels in my time but you would be hard pressed to catch one and then put garments on them. I guess you could put these underpants on a small dog/cat or perhaps a possum? But I’m sure you’ve had some annoying person say to you…soo….what are you going to spend your $900 stimulus package money on?? Now you can excitedly reply with 80 pairs of SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squirrel Underpants FTW
Hire Fat Cat for the day.
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Season, Uncategorized, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
A little while ago I suggested that you hire out Humphrey B Bear for the day, and well there was quite a backlash in regards to Fat Cat and his availability to be hired. Well fret no more! Turns that you can hire Fat Cat, well at least you can in Perth! The page also says you can buy Fat Cat dolls! I know that Perth are literally behind the times due to time differences, but seriously is Fat Cat still on television over there?! Can anyone confirm this? Sand ‘gropers’ I’m looking at you! Anyways, imagine how cool it would be to hire Fat Cat or a Fat Cat suit and go into work wearing it! Take casual Friday to a whole new level!!!!
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- THE Fat Cat
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- An actual Fat Cat.
A money booth!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Season, Uncategorized, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Where will you keep all of your newly acquired money?!? A bank, under your bed, duffel bag, your lower intestine, bee hives?? NO!!! I have the best solution for your excessive cash problems….A money booth! Not only is it safe and secure, but you can frolick around in your hundreds of dollars whenever you please!! What screams success more than taking a vertical bath in hot, wet, sexy cash?! These things are all the rage in America especially the “Win Tunnel” . There is no pricing available for these money booths, but I think we all know why that is…it’s because you can’t put a price on complete and utter awesomenezzzzzz.
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Bright Feet Slippers!
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Have you ever broken a toe or fallen over an object at night while moving around a darkened house? How about trying to rearrange your samurai sword collection with no lights on? Well worry no more!!! I present to you the Bright Feet lighted Slipper! Not only will you prevent your own grievous bodily harm but you will save hundreds on electricity bills!! Sure they would probably cost you $100 shipped from ebay to begin with, but surely thats worth never having to turn a light on in your house ever again!!! Just something to think about I guess….
A piece of Michael Jackson!!!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Ok OK. I hope you have calmed down after this post’s title. I’m sure a million things are running through your mind, and I bet about 85% of you have already got your wallets/purses out on your desk. I’m not sure whether you have heard, but “The Prince of Pop” is selling alot of his estate, and you could be lucky enough to own some. There is a massive Flash Catalogue that you can flip through, but they made it amazingly painstaking to search through quickly. Prices range from $100-$Loads! I have included my personal favourites below! And yes that’s a real ZOLTAR FORTUNE TELLER!!!(If you don’t know, stop coming to this site!!!! jks…lulz)
A GIANT oversized LED clock.
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I don’t wear a watch, to be honest they really annoy me and well I don’t need one of those unsightly tan lines! I have a clock on my phone, psp, computer, the sky etc…but on that rare occaision I’m not outside, or near one of the various electronic appliances that can tell me the time of day, I’m outta luck!! Until now! Not only would a GIANT oversized LED clock be great for telling the time from pretty much any room in my tiny house but it triples as an amazing light source AND calendar! I’m pretty sure you could rig it to be a basketball scoreboard, so you could also relive those glory days back when you were young and your life had meaning. They are $350 US, so basically you could buy 1 and maybe get it shipped (if they offered shipping). Sigh. Do you come with the clock?
Oh you, hee hee hee.
NOTE: A trusty reader has pointed out that this price is for a 6-pack of GIANT LED CLOCKS!!!!!!! Awesomezzzzz
Golf Club Toilet.
Filed under: $900, $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Yes, you read correctly…GOLF CLUB TOILET. How many times have you been out on the golf course and really needed to pee? I know right, 100 maybe 200 times, well worry no more! You can blow you $900 on one of these amazing contraptions. Before doing so, I would probably watch the video to really understand what you are buying into, and yes it’s totally legit. They are $25US, and I don’t know if you can get them shipped here. But I would say you could probably get an entire “set” for your $900…
Bikini Jeans!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Uncategorized
A very fashion forward friend of mine informed me that she was going to place an order for these as soon as that sweet sweet $900 stimulus package hit her account. What more can you say about Bikini Jeans? Except for the fact they are crazy expensive! I mean you don’t even get all of the jeans. You would be better off buying a normal pair of jeans, cutting off the waist area and fashioning it into a bikini and then reattaching it! Maybe I should start making patterns? Well they are $94.29 US which is like $143 a pair! That’s 6 pairs for your $900 which I guess is enough pairs for you and your bridesmaids.
Uh-Oh Spaghettio!! They want to stop the Stimulus?!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Stimulus Package News
Some “guy” is taking the stimulation package to the High Court!! I don’t even understand what Bryan Pape is claiming?! He has problems with the way the bonus is being delivered by the government or something and is saying that it’s unconstitutional. I guess he must be in the upper tax bracket and doesn’t want ANYONE to get the $900 if he cant! If we don’t get it, I think I may need to invoice him for $900…
Source- Sydney Morning Herald
The gentleman who is responsibile- Bryan Pape
Hire Thailand for a party!
Filed under: $900, $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, Uncategorized
I received an interesting email the other day that proposed that if enough people pooled their money together, you could charter a 747, hire thailand and throw a massive party there! It’s a pretty incredible idea. $900X400 people= $360,000!!! Thats one pretty crazy party! I’m not sure about the feasability of Thailand as I’m not on the best terms with the consulate after “the incident”, but how bout a Whitsunday Island or maybe a motel in Dubbo?! Any exotic location would do really. What an awesome way to forget your financial distress and dismay!!
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A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
