Stimulus Suggestion: Swine Flu Perephenalia!
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Everyone is thinking it, so why not do something about it! If you are afraid of the swine flu, maybe you could purchase some awesome novelty surgical masks! But if you aren’t afraid of it and really want to throw caution to the wind, you could buy an amazing Shirt Week T-shirt! Sure you will probably cop alot of backlash from heaps of people, but surely it’s worth it?
You- “Yeah you probably are write Guy who writes Blow My 900″
Me- “Yes, yes I am.”
Got swine flu? Somebody call the hambulance!
Stimulus Suggestion: Novelty mops!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulation Contract, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season
Well we all remember those awesome Baby Mops that flooded the internetz not that long ago….now I have something that is probably slightly more legitimate! Walk ‘n’ Clean Mop Slippers easily mop your floors as you walk!! Yeah!!! 2 birds one stone much?? I think this is THE defintion. Combining a necessary life function whilst doing a menial chore! It would be like if they could combine urinating with folding the washing. Sure that’s not the best example, but you get the drift…right? Only $24.95 Australian +P/H!!
Stimulus News: Today is the Day!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Global financial crisis, Shirtweek- the best blog in australia references!, Stimulus Package News
So today is the last scheduled day for receiving the $900. I’m not sure whether that means this is the last day they are sending them, or this is the last day people receive…either way, if you haven’t got your money, and you entitled to it…get your dialling finger ready!!
1300 686 636!!!!!!!!!!
Here is some listening music for while you are on hold…
Stimulus Suggestion: Go on a Somali Cruise
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I have just been passed this amazing suggestion by my lame co-worker! He has found a site that are selling Somali cruises that “sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates”. I mean everyone is looking for a bit of adventure aren’t they?
They even, “guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included)“. Anyways it made me chuckle on this fine Friday afternoon. I hope that if you haven’t got your money yet that it comes in the next day!!1!!
Somalian Pirate Flag
Stimulus Suggestion: Dead cats!
Filed under: 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, Global financial crisis, Stimulus Package Suggestion, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I am not fond of cats. Really. If you know me, then you will definately know this to be true. I like dogs…in fact Dogz Rule! I like the fact that they are happy to see you,are energetic and enjoy chasing after a tennis ball just as much as I do! Cat people are like…pfft, why would you want a pet to always be happy with you, cats have personality. And to that I say this…you want to enjoy having a pet, you don’t want them to bite you for no reason! Just imagine that I actually had a girlfriend, I wouldn’t want one that was angry all the time and bit me (without asking). Case and point! So today I recommend you buy the book 101 Uses for a Dead Cat. I have not read it, but I can only assume it is totally awesome!
And now the award for the most overused image in “funny” emails goes to….
Stimulus News : Matt and Kathryn haven’t received their stimulus!
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Upon request from the Chocolate Potato chip lady herself, I have been asked to let you all know that her and Matt (her friend? pet monkey? not sure!) have not received their money yet! That is all.
If you have stories of zero stimulati0n and want to tell the world here is your platform! Also…if you have amazing artwork that depicts how your lack of stimulation makes you feel, please send it in!!
matt and kathryn
Stimulus Suggestion- Chocolate covered potato chips!
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Ok, so I got an email today saying that Aldi was selling chocolate covered potato chips. To be honest, these are two of my favourite things. I mean if Zooey Deschanel made me a spearmint milkshake, that would probably be the best, but I will settle for chocolate chips! I cannot substantiate the claims that these exist, but if they did, I couldn’t think of anything better to spend me money on! Also, if anyone shops at Aldi, could you please confirm that these (what I have deemed) leprechauns of the junk food world actually exist! HOLD THE PRESS— The original emailer (Kathryn) went out and took a photo for me!!!!1! Amazing!
chocolate chips from Aldi!!!!
Stimulation suggestion: Start your own blog!
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Today’s recommendation is to start your own blog! I mean, to be honest the world needs more awesomez blogs! So I have taken my own advice and started a new blogging sensation called Shirtweek- The best blog in Australia! Basically, atleast once a week I’ll do a blog post and then have my graphic artist buddy (N4NN4N4P) make a tshirt that best represents it! We don’t make any money from the shirts, and don’t ever intend to sell any, but we thought it would be fun!! So go and check it out!
shirtweek the best blog in australia LoLlZeR!!
Stimulation has occured!! I am stimulated!!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulus Package News, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
It’s finally happened! Last night in my sleep Kevin Rudd graced me with his presence/presents and stimulated me!! Hooray!
So everyone that hasn’t received their money yet…don’t worry…I’m sure it’s on its way! It was the first time I’ve been stimulated by someone named Kevin and for the most part it was pretty painless (the wait nearly killed me though!).
If you are unsure about your payment…give the ATO a call on -1300 686 636!! Tell them Kruddler sent you!! No, probably don’t do that!
kevin rudd stimulation
Just to clear the air- Kevin Rudd is eating ear wax.
Filed under: $900 government payment, Global financial crisis, Stimulus Package News, Stimulus Season
Yes. It’s a sad indictment on Australia’s attention span when we forget WAXGATE from the 2007 election! It was one of the main reasons that I didn’t vote for him. I find eating your own earwax quite repulsive! Anyways, I just wanted to clear the air…here’s the famous Kevin Rudd ear wax eating video!
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
