Grab your swim trunks, Flippy Floppies and you’ll be straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea!! A boat! I have always wanted a boat, pretty much more than anything. Boat owners have a certain air of class, regality and the fact that they know they are better than you. For like $500 you can pick yourself up an awesome boat on Ebay, and with the left over money you can buy yourself like 4 bottles Santana Champagne(yes THAT Santana)!!
If you are unawares of what I’m talking about…See The Lonely Island’s video aptly titled- “On A Boat”. Caution- It’s a little profane.