You would be surprised how many people suggest that hookers and strippers would be a good way to spend $900. Well, actually you probably wouldn’t be…cause I get a thousand emails a day about it, and you are probably one of them! So I thought I should include this suggestion seeing as everybody is thinking it! From this website you can purchase 1 hooker for $40, so with postage I would say $55, which means you could get 16 hookers for you $900. Strippers are a different story and seem to be a little bit more expensive than hookers (who woulda thought?!). You can pick up some strippers for about $60 each, delivered from this website. So for your $900 you could get 15 strippers. I hope that has answered everyone’s questions, now you can stop emailing them as a suggestion!! Talk about stimulus package!