Buy hookers and strippers!

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You would be surprised how many people suggest that hookers and strippers would be a good way to spend $900. Well, actually you probably wouldn’t be…cause I get a thousand emails a day about it, and you are probably one of them! So I thought I should include this suggestion seeing as everybody is thinking it! From this website you can purchase 1 hooker for $40, so with postage I would say $55, which means you could get 16 hookers for you $900.  Strippers are a different story and seem to be a little bit more expensive than hookers (who woulda thought?!). You can pick up some strippers for about $60 each, delivered from this website. So for your $900 you could get 15 strippers.  I hope that has answered everyone’s questions, now you can stop emailing them as a suggestion!! Talk about stimulus package!

7 Comments

  1. I seem to have misunderstood. Your definitions of ‘hooker’ and ‘stripper’ are worlds away from my definition. I would post a link to pictures of my fav crack whores but I fear you might lose your PG13 rating…

  2. hi, i’m a homosexual!

  3. and Coke..

    I prefer “classic” but others might go for “vanilla” or “zero” varieties. But don’t go “diet”… that stuff is awful.

    Ugh, I’m going to have some coke now…..With ice.

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  5. So they do shipping at home

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