Stimulus Suggestion: Dead cats!
Filed under: 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, Global financial crisis, Stimulus Package Suggestion, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I am not fond of cats. Really. If you know me, then you will definately know this to be true. I like dogs…in fact Dogz Rule! I like the fact that they are happy to see you,are energetic and enjoy chasing after a tennis ball just as much as I do! Cat people are like…pfft, why would you want a pet to always be happy with you, cats have personality. And to that I say this…you want to enjoy having a pet, you don’t want them to bite you for no reason! Just imagine that I actually had a girlfriend, I wouldn’t want one that was angry all the time and bit me (without asking). Case and point! So today I recommend you buy the book 101 Uses for a Dead Cat. I have not read it, but I can only assume it is totally awesome!
And now the award for the most overused image in “funny” emails goes to….
Stimulus Package Suggestion- A Laserdisc Player
Filed under: $900 government payment, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Package Suggestion, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I love redundant technologies! It is quite common to see me rollerblading along the beach with my Sony mini-disc listening to TaxiRide and thinking about how much I love Fags . So now I recommend that you purchase a laser disc player with your $900 stimulus package. A mate of mine has one, and tbh it is like 12-13x better than blu-ray, no lie. If you have never experienced laserdisc, it’s pretty safe to say that you have never experienced life to its fullest!
Stimulus Package= LaserDisc!
Stimulus Suggestion- Rope-less Skipping rope
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I don’t know about you, but the main reason that I don’t do a whole lot more skipping, is because of that pesky rope! (*loud voice*) Well do I have the product for you…..Introducing the Jump Snap!!(/end loud voice) To be honest with you, when my lame co-worker showed me this, I thought it was fake. It is a skipping rope, that doesn’t have a rope,that’s it. Also, from what I can gather, it apparently has a “computer” that tells you how you are doing, how many skips you’ve done and how many calories you’ve burned. They are like$40US, but I’m sure “Moira” will be selling them soon, so hold onto your money til then!! Also— Stimuluation Season DAY 2..Still no money!!
Stimulus Suggestion- Celebrate in Style!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Package Suggestion
Seeing as today marks the first day of the Stimulus Season…I think people should use that money and celebrate good times (COME ON!!). Even Snoop Dogg knew it when he said…
“I got the rolly on my arm and I’m pouring Chandon…”
So today, why not get yourself a bottle of Moet & Chandon!! $75, not bad! And with the left over money, you could get a vintage Rolex off Ebay for like $600!!
A coffin.
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
There is a lot of frivolity that goes on around this website, and I guess there has been an outcry for some serious suggestions. Well I received a delightful tip-off from one of BM900’s wonderful Twitter followers! She suggested to think ahead and buy yourself your very own coffin! I mean when you think about it, you probably won’t get to choose it, and well you will end up spending a lot of time in it! Think of your loved ones and the torment they will have to go through picking out a coffin for their son/daughter/secret lover/mother/un-loved middle child/step-father Steve, and buy your own coffin today!!! Actually, I think I would buy this one off Ebay cause it kinda looks used(which is awesome!), and well I would have enough money left over for a chainsaw, flamethrower and jackhammer, cause seriously who’s NOT afraid of being buried alive?!
Stimulus package payments officially start being received on the 8th!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Package News, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
So the $900 stimulus packages start hitting you on Wednesday! According to the ATO…..“The 7.4 million people who have already lodged their 2007-08 tax return will start receiving their payments from Wednesday 8 April 2009.” Could this be the greatest hump day of all time?! I went to JB Hi-Fi today and let me tell you, it was hard trying to stop the stimulation from seeping out!
Just a note- I am adding all the postcodes that people report to me. You can see them to the right or on the Receivers Page!!
Stimulus Packages start coming next week! The stimulus season is nearly upon us!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Package News, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
The ATO have released a statement saying that the $900 stimulus payment will start rolling out next week and will will take up to 6 weeks for all of them to be delivered! I’m not sure whether direct deposit people will get it first or how it all works, but we will keep you posted! Also- Let us know when you receive your stimulus package so we can help spread the stimulation to those who haven’t been fully stimulated yet!
I really hope these things aren’t sent out in alphabetical order, cause I’m totally screwed…
Brian Pape rejected!!! Stimulus package is a go!!!!!!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Package News
Well you heard it here first, or unless you have seen THIS ARTICLE…but the $900 stimulus package fight by Brian Pape has been rejected by the High Court!!!! Booyah! I think this may have put the payments back a bit. Originally they were meant to be sent out today, but I’m guessing it will be next week now!!!
A stimulus package for your stimulus package!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package
All this talk of stimulus packages made me think all the more about packages and stimulation. So I thought, I could totally buy a cool back-pack (package) that would excite me immensily (stimulate), and thus completing the circle of life! So far I am tossing up between the backpack that allows me to carry around my pet parrot ($30 US) or this bag which I have to assume is meant for a t-shirt ($25 AUD), but is so much funnier cause it’s not!!! Hilarious! So now you have a stimulus package for your stimulus package!! They only set you back like $40-$50, so get the rest of the $900 in cash and hit the town!!!
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Payment Alerts.
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Stimulus Package News
I got one of those pop-up windows when I logged into internet banking today that was like…be notified when you receive your $900 stimulus package! So I’m like heck yes! I added an email alert to let me know when I get $900 deposited into my account…I think you can even pay like 25c to be alerted by SMS!!!
Also if you wanna read day 3 of the Brian Pape Vs The world High Court transcript….here is the LINK!
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
