A max wicked sick BMX!!
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I know that this is a little old, but I’ve just come across the original Ebay listing for it! This baby only sold for $134 which means that you could purchase 6 and then have some money left over to buy spare tyres (for the millions of skids) and contraception/pregnancy tests (pregnancy caused by extremeness to the maxxxx). Apparently it’s quite a rare chrome Aussie BMX and honestly would’ve been a great addition to anyone’s vintage BMX bike collection. So keep your eye out and you too could be doing boom gnarly stunt tricks in no time!!!
sickmax BMX
The stimulus package is lowered to $900 ?!?!
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So it turns out the Stimulus package has been amended to be $900 now and not $950. I wish someone would’ve told me that before I bought this flamin domain name!!!!! Oh well, I guess I should buy a new one or something. I could really use some help! I’m thinking, blowmy900, blowmystimulus, stimuluspackage2009 or kruddkash! So today you can blow your $900 (AUD) on 65 .com domains or more preferably 297 .info domains from the lovely people at name.com! I love buying domains! It’s like heroin, but cheaper, legal and slightly less addictive.
Just so you know kingoftheinternet.info is available!
buying domain names with stimulus package= great idea!
I don’t mean to seem racist
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I don’t know about you, but to me there is nothing more comforting in these economic hard times than a nice minty treat. And well the king of all minty treats is the White Knight! Known for its skills in both mintiness and awesomeness, the White Knight is an often forgotten about chocolate bar. So with your $950 worth of stimulus you can buy 1283 white knights, with change to spare!! That’s 1 White Knight every day for the rest of your life (if you only live for another 3 1/2 years)!
White Knight economic stimulus?
Economic crisis doesnt have to mean transportation crisis! Come On!!
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Hopefully that subject was a good enough segue into today’s object of financial acquirement. Amaze your friends with Will Arnett impressions, and well, that’s about it! I’m not sure what they are good for? Maybe office polo? But a segway is a pretty cool way to spend your $950. Sure you will need to enter into a “stimulation contract” with about 4 other people to get one, but surely it’s worth it! Only $4250…Australian Dollars! Winner!
Check out these $950 pants...come on!
Huey Lewis had it right all along.
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Can you remember a time when there wasn’t a financial crisis? I sure can…it was magnificent! A place where milk and honey flowed through the streets, you didn’t have to change the name of lollies so it wouldn’t offend people and Australia was still good at cricket. Well now you can have all that back! For only $275US you can have your very own Flux Capacitor! It’s extremely exciting news. Also, if you wanna do it the old fashioned way, there are guides to build it yourself!
Transport yourself back to a time when you didn't need a stimulus package!
A new car!!!!!!!
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What better way to spend your economic stimulus payment than to buy a brand new car! Nothing screams success more than an EA Falcon! Known for it’s prestige and all-around good looks, this car is a marvel of human-kind, and probably the perfect way to spend $950!
This EA Falcon is only $800 on the buy it now price, but bid low and bid often and you could be the proud owner of an EA Falcon! Thank you Mr Rudd!! Plus you’ll have $150 left over!! CB Radio ftw!!!!
EA Falcon!The best way to spend your stimulus package?
Stimulation for the nation!
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It has been brought to my attention that all of this economic stimulation may in fact cause all kinds of stimulation. As a result, today’s suggestion for you and your $950 of economic stimulation goodness…5053 pregnancy tests! That’s right, you can get 10 pregnancy tests for $1.88! And with all this extra stimulation floating around, you may just need them…all of them!!!
Personal Protection!
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I was thinking today, man I don’t feel very secure. Sure this may be to do with my own feelings of inadequacy and lack of self-esteem, but it also may be to do with the fact that I don’t have a taser.
Today’s suggestion for your Krudd Kash- Tasers! They are cheap and effective! These are two of my personal faves…
At only $70 US you could buy quite a few. They probably illegal in Australia, so this dream may not be all that possible. Sigh.
Monumental Occasion
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So today I found out that the Rudd “government” plans to dole out the 2nd installment of its stimulus package. This will provide alot of Australians with $950, hence the reason for this website. This seems like a great idea right? And yeah you’re probably going to vote for them, despite issues such as the clean feed (which would probably shut this site down). So seeing as we are going to be loaded soon, I thought the Interweb needed a place to suggest rational and irrational ideas about how to spend your cash.
Today’s item is…. A Slushie Machine! That’s right! You may need to get 4 friends to go in with you, but for the low low price of $3519.09 you can get your own machine!!!
$950 x 4
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
