Economic crisis doesnt have to mean transportation crisis! Come On!!
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Hopefully that subject was a good enough segue into today’s object of financial acquirement. Amaze your friends with Will Arnett impressions, and well, that’s about it! I’m not sure what they are good for? Maybe office polo? But a segway is a pretty cool way to spend your $950. Sure you will need to enter into a “stimulation contract” with about 4 other people to get one, but surely it’s worth it! Only $4250…Australian Dollars! Winner!
Check out these $950 pants...come on!
Huey Lewis had it right all along.
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Can you remember a time when there wasn’t a financial crisis? I sure can…it was magnificent! A place where milk and honey flowed through the streets, you didn’t have to change the name of lollies so it wouldn’t offend people and Australia was still good at cricket. Well now you can have all that back! For only $275US you can have your very own Flux Capacitor! It’s extremely exciting news. Also, if you wanna do it the old fashioned way, there are guides to build it yourself!
Transport yourself back to a time when you didn't need a stimulus package!
A new car!!!!!!!
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What better way to spend your economic stimulus payment than to buy a brand new car! Nothing screams success more than an EA Falcon! Known for it’s prestige and all-around good looks, this car is a marvel of human-kind, and probably the perfect way to spend $950!
This EA Falcon is only $800 on the buy it now price, but bid low and bid often and you could be the proud owner of an EA Falcon! Thank you Mr Rudd!! Plus you’ll have $150 left over!! CB Radio ftw!!!!
EA Falcon!The best way to spend your stimulus package?
Stimulation for the nation!
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It has been brought to my attention that all of this economic stimulation may in fact cause all kinds of stimulation. As a result, today’s suggestion for you and your $950 of economic stimulation goodness…5053 pregnancy tests! That’s right, you can get 10 pregnancy tests for $1.88! And with all this extra stimulation floating around, you may just need them…all of them!!!
Personal Protection!
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I was thinking today, man I don’t feel very secure. Sure this may be to do with my own feelings of inadequacy and lack of self-esteem, but it also may be to do with the fact that I don’t have a taser.
Today’s suggestion for your Krudd Kash- Tasers! They are cheap and effective! These are two of my personal faves…
At only $70 US you could buy quite a few. They probably illegal in Australia, so this dream may not be all that possible. Sigh.
Monumental Occasion
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So today I found out that the Rudd “government” plans to dole out the 2nd installment of its stimulus package. This will provide alot of Australians with $950, hence the reason for this website. This seems like a great idea right? And yeah you’re probably going to vote for them, despite issues such as the clean feed (which would probably shut this site down). So seeing as we are going to be loaded soon, I thought the Interweb needed a place to suggest rational and irrational ideas about how to spend your cash.
Today’s item is…. A Slushie Machine! That’s right! You may need to get 4 friends to go in with you, but for the low low price of $3519.09 you can get your own machine!!!
$950 x 4
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
