June 9, 2009
by Kruddler!
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What did you spend your Stimulus on??

Seeing as everyone has their money… I thought it beĀ  great idea if people let me know/send me a picture of what they blew their money on. I bought a digital camera. I know I know, after all the talk … Continue reading

May 15, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulus Suggestion: Go on a Somali Cruise

I have just been passed this amazing suggestion by my lame co-worker! He has found a site that are selling Somali cruises that “sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates”. I mean everyone … Continue reading

April 2, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stun gun/pepper spray dispenser.

As you may have seen, I attempted to April Fool people yesterday with varying degrees of effectiveness. Actually I did receive a phonecall from somebody at their wits end pleading for it not to be true, and an explanation to … Continue reading

April 1, 2009
by Kruddler!
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High Court Rules in favour of Brian Pape = April Fools!

That’s right, you heard it here first. The case brought against the Australian government in regards to the legitimacy of the $900 stimulus package has been successful and unfortunately it doesn’t look like we will be getting the payment in … Continue reading

April 1, 2009
by Kruddler!
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A novelty Haircut!

One of my regular contributors finally sent me something worthwhile, so I thought I would share it. Ted sugegsts that we use the money to purchase novelty haircuts! It surely would put me in a great mood if my annoying … Continue reading

March 31, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Squirrel Underpants.

I know I know, you are like…Blow My 900 is usually so informative and the ONLY place you come to in order to know what to spend your $900 stimulus payment on!! But today, the staff around here decided that … Continue reading

March 30, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Hire Fat Cat for the day.

A little while ago I suggested that you hire out Humphrey B Bear for the day, and well there was quite a backlash in regards to Fat Cat and his availability to be hired. Well fret no more! Turns that … Continue reading

March 27, 2009
by Kruddler!
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A money booth!!

Where will you keep all of your newly acquired money?!? A bank, under your bed, duffel bag, your lower intestine, bee hives?? NO!!! I have the best solution for your excessive cash problems….A money booth! Not only is it safe … Continue reading

March 25, 2009
by Kruddler!
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A piece of Michael Jackson!!!!

Ok OK. I hope you have calmed down after this post’s title. I’m sure a million things are running through your mind, and I bet about 85% of you have already got your wallets/purses out on your desk. I’m not … Continue reading

March 20, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Bikini Jeans!!

A very fashion forward friend of mine informed me that she was going to place an order for these as soon as that sweet sweet $900 stimulus package hit her account. What more can you say about Bikini Jeans? Except … Continue reading