March 19, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Uh-Oh Spaghettio!! They want to stop the Stimulus?!

Some “guy” is taking the stimulation package to the High Court!! I don’t even understand what Bryan Pape  is claiming?! He has problems with the way the bonus is being delivered by the government or something and is saying that … Continue reading

March 19, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Hire Thailand for a party!

I received an interesting email the other day that proposed that if enough people pooled their money together, you could charter a 747,  hire thailand and throw a massive party there!  It’s a pretty incredible idea. $900X400 people= $360,000!!! Thats … Continue reading

March 17, 2009
by Kruddler!
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$900 worth of Mentos:The Freshmaker!

Today is part 2 of a 3 part series. On this fine Tuesday,  I suggest that your $900 government stimulus package would be best spent on 75 bags worth of Mentos. Each bag cost $11.96 and you you get 200 … Continue reading

March 16, 2009
by Kruddler!
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$900 worth of Coke!

I have been receiving ALOT of complaints about my recent Hookers and Strippers suggestion from last Thursday, but it’s not what you’d expect. Apparently people were appalled that I didn’t include coke as a suggestion, cause apparently how can you … Continue reading

March 14, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Weekend Update: Buy an Egyptian balloon!

I’m sure that everyone has seen this buy now, but I thought it would be good for a weekend update for Blow my 900. There is a guy on ebay who is selling an “Angry balloon possibly from Egypt“. Who … Continue reading

March 13, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Fun with 5c pieces!!!

I received an email today that suggested converting your $900 in 5 cent pieces! Think about it…that’s 18,000 pieces of legal tender at your disposal!!!!! The un-named emailer thought it would be an idea to glue 5 cent pieces to … Continue reading

March 12, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Buy hookers and strippers!

You would be surprised how many people suggest that hookers and strippers would be a good way to spend $900. Well, actually you probably wouldn’t be…cause I get a thousand emails a day about it, and you are probably one … Continue reading

March 12, 2009
by Kruddler!
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I was bored.

I got bored and added google adwords. I really want to see if google will recommend goats, tasers, clowns and strippers to people! Also, the Rudd banner changes every couple of days, if someone has always had a dream about … Continue reading

March 11, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Lend it back to the Government!!

I had an excellent email suggestion the other day…why not lend the money back to the government and make interest off it! From what I can gather the government sells bonds in order to help fund things like the Stimulus … Continue reading

March 10, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Start your own glamour photography business!

I was in an undisclosed NSW shopping centre the other day and passed one of those “Glamour Photography” stalls. It had a picture of an old lady with a sign that said…guess her age for a free picture! I put … Continue reading