May 15, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulus Suggestion: Go on a Somali Cruise

I have just been passed this amazing suggestion by my lame co-worker! He has found a site that are selling Somali cruises that “sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates”. I mean everyone … Continue reading

May 7, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulation suggestion: Start your own blog!

Today’s recommendation is to start your own blog! I mean, to be honest the world needs more awesomez blogs! So I have taken my own advice and started a new blogging sensation called Shirtweek- The best blog in Australia! Basically, … Continue reading

April 27, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulus Suggestion- Gaming jacket to increase your 1337 h4xX0rzz!

I don’t know about you, but I’m particularly anti-social. Well it’s not so much that I hate society but that society hates me. I’m so lonely. Anyways, I have overcome this crippling agoraphobia through online gaming!! There is no better … Continue reading

April 2, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Payment Alerts.

I got one of those pop-up windows when I logged into internet banking today that was like…be notified when you receive your $900 stimulus package! So I’m like heck yes!  I added an email alert to let me know when … Continue reading

April 1, 2009
by Kruddler!
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High Court Rules in favour of Brian Pape = April Fools!

That’s right, you heard it here first. The case brought against the Australian government in regards to the legitimacy of the $900 stimulus package has been successful and unfortunately it doesn’t look like we will be getting the payment in … Continue reading

April 1, 2009
by Kruddler!
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A novelty Haircut!

One of my regular contributors finally sent me something worthwhile, so I thought I would share it. Ted sugegsts that we use the money to purchase novelty haircuts! It surely would put me in a great mood if my annoying … Continue reading

March 31, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Squirrel Underpants.

I know I know, you are like…Blow My 900 is usually so informative and the ONLY place you come to in order to know what to spend your $900 stimulus payment on!! But today, the staff around here decided that … Continue reading

March 26, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Bright Feet Slippers!

Have you ever broken a toe or fallen over an object at night while moving around a darkened house? How about trying to rearrange your samurai sword collection with no lights on? Well worry no more!!! I present to you … Continue reading

March 20, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Bikini Jeans!!

A very fashion forward friend of mine informed me that she was going to place an order for these as soon as that sweet sweet $900 stimulus package hit her account. What more can you say about Bikini Jeans? Except … Continue reading

March 19, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Uh-Oh Spaghettio!! They want to stop the Stimulus?!

Some “guy” is taking the stimulation package to the High Court!! I don’t even understand what Bryan Pape  is claiming?! He has problems with the way the bonus is being delivered by the government or something and is saying that … Continue reading