May 15, 2009
by Kruddler!

Stimulus Suggestion: Go on a Somali Cruise

I have just been passed this amazing suggestion by my lame co-worker! He has found a site that are selling Somali cruises that “sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates”. I mean everyone … Continue reading

April 22, 2009
by Kruddler!

Stimulus Suggestion- Singing Lessons!

So this is part one of the “My Brother is Getting Married” posts. My brother is getting married next month, and I’ve been asked to read a Bible verse at the wedding. I’ve decided to spend my $900 on singing … Continue reading

April 16, 2009
by Kruddler!

Important postcode news!

I have decided to post all of the postcodes that I have received over the past week on this page and on the Receivers page. I am also claiming that I have managed to work out the algorithm for the … Continue reading

April 14, 2009
by Kruddler!

Day 7 of the Stimulus Season…I suggest some relaxation!

Well I’ve just arrived back to work after the 4 day weekend and am not too keen. I also have not received my $900!! You would think after all this advocating the $900 that the Ruddz would want to expodite … Continue reading

April 12, 2009
by Kruddler!

Happy Easter Stimulation! Predicting when you will get your package!!

So I’ve had a few emails from people that have received their very own stimulus package!!!!!!!! Hooray! They have been updated on the “lucky ones” page, and I think I have a big enough sample to tell you if you … Continue reading

April 6, 2009
by Kruddler!

Students may end up with $1850!!

Breaking news…. Due to the “urgent” nature of the stimulus package, no-one bothered to double check to see if it was fair/would work. According to “UP to 340,000 students across Australia are set to pocket a $1850 double bonus … Continue reading

March 26, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Bright Feet Slippers!

Have you ever broken a toe or fallen over an object at night while moving around a darkened house? How about trying to rearrange your samurai sword collection with no lights on? Well worry no more!!! I present to you … Continue reading

March 23, 2009
by Kruddler!

Golf Club Toilet.

Yes, you read correctly…GOLF CLUB TOILET. How many times have you been out on the golf course and really needed to pee? I know right, 100 maybe 200 times, well worry no more! You can blow you $900 on one … Continue reading

March 19, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Hire Thailand for a party!

I received an interesting email the other day that proposed that if enough people pooled their money together, you could charter a 747,  hire thailand and throw a massive party there!  It’s a pretty incredible idea. $900X400 people= $360,000!!! Thats … Continue reading

March 14, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Weekend Update: Buy an Egyptian balloon!

I’m sure that everyone has seen this buy now, but I thought it would be good for a weekend update for Blow my 900. There is a guy on ebay who is selling an “Angry balloon possibly from Egypt“. Who … Continue reading