May 15, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulus Suggestion: Go on a Somali Cruise

I have just been passed this amazing suggestion by my lame co-worker! He has found a site that are selling Somali cruises that “sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates”. I mean everyone … Continue reading

April 22, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulus Suggestion- Singing Lessons!

So this is part one of the “My Brother is Getting Married” posts. My brother is getting married next month, and I’ve been asked to read a Bible verse at the wedding. I’ve decided to spend my $900 on singing … Continue reading

April 16, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Important postcode news!

I have decided to post all of the postcodes that I have received over the past week on this page and on the Receivers page. I am also claiming that I have managed to work out the algorithm for the … Continue reading

April 14, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Day 7 of the Stimulus Season…I suggest some relaxation!

Well I’ve just arrived back to work after the 4 day weekend and am not too keen. I also have not received my $900!! You would think after all this advocating the $900 that the Ruddz would want to expodite … Continue reading

April 12, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Happy Easter Stimulation! Predicting when you will get your package!!

So I’ve had a few emails from people that have received their very own stimulus package!!!!!!!! Hooray! They have been updated on the “lucky ones” page, and I think I have a big enough sample to tell you if you … Continue reading

April 6, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Students may end up with $1850!!

Breaking news…. Due to the “urgent” nature of the stimulus package, no-one bothered to double check to see if it was fair/would work. According to news.com.au “UP to 340,000 students across Australia are set to pocket a $1850 double bonus … Continue reading

March 26, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Bright Feet Slippers!

Have you ever broken a toe or fallen over an object at night while moving around a darkened house? How about trying to rearrange your samurai sword collection with no lights on? Well worry no more!!! I present to you … Continue reading

March 23, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Golf Club Toilet.

Yes, you read correctly…GOLF CLUB TOILET. How many times have you been out on the golf course and really needed to pee? I know right, 100 maybe 200 times, well worry no more! You can blow you $900 on one … Continue reading

March 19, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Hire Thailand for a party!

I received an interesting email the other day that proposed that if enough people pooled their money together, you could charter a 747,  hire thailand and throw a massive party there!  It’s a pretty incredible idea. $900X400 people= $360,000!!! Thats … Continue reading

March 14, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Weekend Update: Buy an Egyptian balloon!

I’m sure that everyone has seen this buy now, but I thought it would be good for a weekend update for Blow my 900. There is a guy on ebay who is selling an “Angry balloon possibly from Egypt“. Who … Continue reading