Stimulus Suggestion: Novelty mops!!
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Well we all remember those awesome Baby Mops that flooded the internetz not that long ago….now I have something that is probably slightly more legitimate! Walk ‘n’ Clean Mop Slippers easily mop your floors as you walk!! Yeah!!! 2 birds one stone much?? I think this is THE defintion. Combining a necessary life function whilst doing a menial chore! It would be like if they could combine urinating with folding the washing. Sure that’s not the best example, but you get the drift…right? Only $24.95 Australian +P/H!!
Bright Feet Slippers!
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Have you ever broken a toe or fallen over an object at night while moving around a darkened house? How about trying to rearrange your samurai sword collection with no lights on? Well worry no more!!! I present to you the Bright Feet lighted Slipper! Not only will you prevent your own grievous bodily harm but you will save hundreds on electricity bills!! Sure they would probably cost you $100 shipped from ebay to begin with, but surely thats worth never having to turn a light on in your house ever again!!! Just something to think about I guess….
A boat! Never thought I’d be on a boat.
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Grab your swim trunks, Flippy Floppies and you’ll be straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea!! A boat! I have always wanted a boat, pretty much more than anything. Boat owners have a certain air of class, regality and the fact that they know they are better than you. For like $500 you can pick yourself up an awesome boat on Ebay, and with the left over money you can buy yourself like 4 bottles Santana Champagne(yes THAT Santana)!!
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- A Boat!
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- Drinking Santana Champ cause it’s so crisp.
If you are unawares of what I’m talking about…See The Lonely Island’s video aptly titled- “On A Boat”. Caution- It’s a little profane.
A Goatee Saver!
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I know what you are thinking…the ONE thing that holds you back from growing a goatee is the fact that they don’t look neat and tidy! Well stop that thought and check out the goatee saver! I mean people claim that penicillin or electricity are our greatest discoveries…I implore you to reconsider! Due to the exchange rate and the exorbitant shipping costs one of these will cost you $75 (AUD) delivered to your door. So, with your $900 you could buy 12 of these marvels of human ingenuity!
The stimulus package is lowered to $900 ?!?!
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So it turns out the Stimulus package has been amended to be $900 now and not $950. I wish someone would’ve told me that before I bought this flamin domain name!!!!! Oh well, I guess I should buy a new one or something. I could really use some help! I’m thinking, blowmy900, blowmystimulus, stimuluspackage2009 or kruddkash! So today you can blow your $900 (AUD) on 65 .com domains or more preferably 297 .info domains from the lovely people at name.com! I love buying domains! It’s like heroin, but cheaper, legal and slightly less addictive.
Just so you know kingoftheinternet.info is available!
buying domain names with stimulus package= great idea!
I don’t mean to seem racist
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I don’t know about you, but to me there is nothing more comforting in these economic hard times than a nice minty treat. And well the king of all minty treats is the White Knight! Known for its skills in both mintiness and awesomeness, the White Knight is an often forgotten about chocolate bar. So with your $950 worth of stimulus you can buy 1283 white knights, with change to spare!! That’s 1 White Knight every day for the rest of your life (if you only live for another 3 1/2 years)!
White Knight economic stimulus?
Economic crisis doesnt have to mean transportation crisis! Come On!!
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Hopefully that subject was a good enough segue into today’s object of financial acquirement. Amaze your friends with Will Arnett impressions, and well, that’s about it! I’m not sure what they are good for? Maybe office polo? But a segway is a pretty cool way to spend your $950. Sure you will need to enter into a “stimulation contract” with about 4 other people to get one, but surely it’s worth it! Only $4250…Australian Dollars! Winner!
Check out these $950 pants...come on!
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
