Bright Feet Slippers!
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Have you ever broken a toe or fallen over an object at night while moving around a darkened house? How about trying to rearrange your samurai sword collection with no lights on? Well worry no more!!! I present to you the Bright Feet lighted Slipper! Not only will you prevent your own grievous bodily harm but you will save hundreds on electricity bills!! Sure they would probably cost you $100 shipped from ebay to begin with, but surely thats worth never having to turn a light on in your house ever again!!! Just something to think about I guess….
Hire Thailand for a party!
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I received an interesting email the other day that proposed that if enough people pooled their money together, you could charter a 747, hire thailand and throw a massive party there! It’s a pretty incredible idea. $900X400 people= $360,000!!! Thats one pretty crazy party! I’m not sure about the feasability of Thailand as I’m not on the best terms with the consulate after “the incident”, but how bout a Whitsunday Island or maybe a motel in Dubbo?! Any exotic location would do really. What an awesome way to forget your financial distress and dismay!!
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A Goat! I never thought I would buy a goat!
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To follow up yesterday’s suggestion of a boat, today I propose that you buy a goat! You can pick up a high quality Saanen/Nubian cross dairy goat for $75! Now, according the seller...”You can produce $20 /milk per goat per day with these girls, so pay off the cost in less than a week!!!”. They would also be handy lawnmowers, best friends, or guard goats. With your $900 stimulus money you could buy 12 goats!!
Just when you thought all your dreams had come true!
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Now that you know that will be getting your money on April 6th, I suggest you celebrate by also celebrating the fact that Limp Bizkit is reuniting!
Fred Durst.
So in honour of this auspicious occasion, I propose that you buy 78 COPIES of their acclaimed album…
CHOCOLATE STARFISH & THE HOT DOG FLAVORED WATER.
$900 Stimulus Package on April 6th!!
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I know you may have been asking yourself….when will I get my $900 economic stimulus payment?!?! Well…it turns out that you may get a friendly letter from K-Rudd and the Dub-Swan on April 6th! I have amended the countdown timer on the right accordingly! Not long to go now, so get your mind grapes thinking about what you are going to buy!!!!!!!!!
Final most latest News regarding the delivery date—
According to the ATO- “The 7.4 million people who have already lodged their 2007-08 tax return will start receiving their payments from Wednesday 8 April 2009.” So there you have it, the stimulus package will begin to be delivered on the 8th April, with the last being received on the 16 May 2009!
The ATO also say…
“Due to the large number of payments we ask that people don’t call us about the progress of individual payments while we are still distributing them.” LOLZ!! So I guess be patient and just think of ways to blow your $900 free money!!!!!
$900 Economic Stimulus plan passed through Parliament!
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So the $900 is coming our way!! Economic stimulus package is pretty stimulating that’s for sure. Looks like old Xenophon got his wish! Makes you wonder whether it’s actually going to do anything, as I’m yet to see any hard evidence. But congrats to everyone! Now it all comes back to the big question..
What are you going to spend your $900 worth of economic stimulus on?
EDIT: Looks like the payment will be made in the same fashion that you received your tax refund. Early April the first payments get made. Check out the ATO Blow my 900 page for more details.
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
