Stimulus Suggestion- Rope-less Skipping rope
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I don’t know about you, but the main reason that I don’t do a whole lot more skipping, is because of that pesky rope! (*loud voice*) Well do I have the product for you…..Introducing the Jump Snap!!(/end loud voice) To be honest with you, when my lame co-worker showed me this, I thought it was fake. It is a skipping rope, that doesn’t have a rope,that’s it. Also, from what I can gather, it apparently has a “computer” that tells you how you are doing, how many skips you’ve done and how many calories you’ve burned. They are like$40US, but I’m sure “Moira” will be selling them soon, so hold onto your money til then!! Also— Stimuluation Season DAY 2..Still no money!!
Stimulus Suggestion- Celebrate in Style!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Package Suggestion
Seeing as today marks the first day of the Stimulus Season…I think people should use that money and celebrate good times (COME ON!!). Even Snoop Dogg knew it when he said…
“I got the rolly on my arm and I’m pouring Chandon…”
So today, why not get yourself a bottle of Moet & Chandon!! $75, not bad! And with the left over money, you could get a vintage Rolex off Ebay for like $600!!
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
