April 24, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulus Suggestion: A Fancy new Suit.

This is part 3 of “My Brother is Getting Married” and I’m thinking that my $900 would be best spent on an amazing suit for his wedding. Not some fancy shmancy DKNY or Dolce and Gabana suit but a LazyPatch … Continue reading

April 20, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulus Suggestion- Slinky Races!

I had a lovely gentleman suggest that he would spend his money on creating some kind of underground slinky racing championship. The premise would be that you would either arrange the slinkies yourself or have actual racing teams prepare the … Continue reading

April 16, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulus Suggestion- Bling!

Today I would recommend that you and your shortie* spend your $900 to prove that you are better than someone! And what says that you are more affluent than bling*!! For those who are unaquainted with the term… BLING is- … Continue reading

April 12, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Happy Easter Stimulation! Predicting when you will get your package!!

So I’ve had a few emails from people that have received their very own stimulus package!!!!!!!! Hooray! They have been updated on the “lucky ones” page, and I think I have a big enough sample to tell you if you … Continue reading

April 10, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulus Package Suggestion- $900 worth of Filet-O-Fish!

Well seeing as it is Good Friday, I figured it was totally appropriate that I suggested Filet-O-Fish! I have been thinking about them for so long now and I haven’t had a good reason to suggest them. But today! Oh … Continue reading

April 9, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulation Season Day 2: The First Recipient!!

I just got an email from someone who got their $900.  Congrats Melissa!! She was stimulated via her bank account and she is late in the alphabet…so it ain’t by name order, thankfully! I can stop hating my parents for … Continue reading

April 9, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulus Suggestion- Rope-less Skipping rope

I don’t know about you, but the main reason that I don’t do a whole lot more skipping, is because of that pesky rope! (*loud voice*) Well do I have the product for you…..Introducing the Jump Snap!!(/end loud voice) To … Continue reading

April 8, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Happy Stimulus Season!! Stimulation begins today…

Well today is the glorious day that people start receiving their $900! It’s going to be a nervous 6 weeks for a lot of us, checking our bank accounts and waiting for those 18,000 5 cent pieces to come rolling … Continue reading

April 2, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stun gun/pepper spray dispenser.

As you may have seen, I attempted to April Fool people yesterday with varying degrees of effectiveness. Actually I did receive a phonecall from somebody at their wits end pleading for it not to be true, and an explanation to … Continue reading

March 30, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Hire Fat Cat for the day.

A little while ago I suggested that you hire out Humphrey B Bear for the day, and well there was quite a backlash in regards to Fat Cat and his availability to be hired. Well fret no more! Turns that … Continue reading