A money booth!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Season, Uncategorized, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Where will you keep all of your newly acquired money?!? A bank, under your bed, duffel bag, your lower intestine, bee hives?? NO!!! I have the best solution for your excessive cash problems….A money booth! Not only is it safe and secure, but you can frolick around in your hundreds of dollars whenever you please!! What screams success more than taking a vertical bath in hot, wet, sexy cash?! These things are all the rage in America especially the “Win Tunnel” . There is no pricing available for these money booths, but I think we all know why that is…it’s because you can’t put a price on complete and utter awesomenezzzzzz.
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A GIANT oversized LED clock.
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I don’t wear a watch, to be honest they really annoy me and well I don’t need one of those unsightly tan lines! I have a clock on my phone, psp, computer, the sky etc…but on that rare occaision I’m not outside, or near one of the various electronic appliances that can tell me the time of day, I’m outta luck!! Until now! Not only would a GIANT oversized LED clock be great for telling the time from pretty much any room in my tiny house but it triples as an amazing light source AND calendar! I’m pretty sure you could rig it to be a basketball scoreboard, so you could also relive those glory days back when you were young and your life had meaning. They are $350 US, so basically you could buy 1 and maybe get it shipped (if they offered shipping). Sigh. Do you come with the clock?
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NOTE: A trusty reader has pointed out that this price is for a 6-pack of GIANT LED CLOCKS!!!!!!! Awesomezzzzz
Fun with 5c pieces!!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Stimulus Season
I received an email today that suggested converting your $900 in 5 cent pieces! Think about it…that’s 18,000 pieces of legal tender at your disposal!!!!! The un-named emailer thought it would be an idea to glue 5 cent pieces to the sidewalk around his city. BM900 does not condone this (possibly illegal) behaviour but it gave me an idea! No matter what you spend your $900 on this Stimulus Season, do it with 5 cent pieces! If we all got together we would have millions of 5 cent pieces! Maybe we could have a massive 5 cent piece race or build a giant 5 cent piece outta 5 cent pieces!! If you have ideas, let me know!!!! To summarise… if you are using the stimulus money as a gift to someone, a $50 note has a whole lot less love in it than 1000 5cent pieces! Let your loved ones know that you really care this Stimulus Season! Stimulus Season….start using it! It’s really catching on!
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
