Kanye and the Isnack 2.0
I guess it’s been an age since I actually posted anything and I want to see if I can get this image to be number for Kanye and Isnack 2.0. Here’s hoping!!
Also Vegemite ISnack 2.0 is the worst name ever. And I should also start a new blog sometime.
kanye Isnack
Stimulus Suggestion: Go on a Somali Cruise
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, Economic Stimulus Payment, Global financial crisis, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, Shirtweek- the best blog in australia references!, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season, Uncategorized, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I have just been passed this amazing suggestion by my lame co-worker! He has found a site that are selling Somali cruises that “sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates”. I mean everyone is looking for a bit of adventure aren’t they?
They even, “guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included)“. Anyways it made me chuckle on this fine Friday afternoon. I hope that if you haven’t got your money yet that it comes in the next day!!1!!
Somalian Pirate Flag
Students may end up with $1850!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, Stimulus Package News, Uncategorized, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Breaking news….
Due to the “urgent” nature of the stimulus package, no-one bothered to double check to see if it was fair/would work. According to news.com.au “UP to 340,000 students across Australia are set to pocket a $1850 double bonus from the Federal Government because of a loophole in the national stimulus package.”
Yikes! So yeah it seems as though students that work and entitled to both the payment for students and the payment for workers. I’m not 100% sure on whether this is all true, but if news.com.au says it’s true…it must be! lulz0rz.
High Court Rules in favour of Brian Pape = April Fools!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Stimulus Package News, Uncategorized
That’s right, you heard it here first. The case brought against the Australian government in regards to the legitimacy of the $900 stimulus package has been successful and unfortunately it doesn’t look like we will be getting the payment in the near future (source)! I’m pretty annoyed at this news, especially as it’s so close to the date that we were supposed to get it. My friend thinks that this whole thing was a giant conspiracy so that we would spend our $900 package in anticipation of receiving the money! Can we appeal this decision? Someone has to surely?? I hope so, or it’s bye bye to stimulation money!!
Newsflash: Brian Pape Gunned down on his way to court! http://ozaccounting.com.au/2009/04/bryan-pape-gunned-down-on-his-way-to-court/
Hire Fat Cat for the day.
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Season, Uncategorized, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
A little while ago I suggested that you hire out Humphrey B Bear for the day, and well there was quite a backlash in regards to Fat Cat and his availability to be hired. Well fret no more! Turns that you can hire Fat Cat, well at least you can in Perth! The page also says you can buy Fat Cat dolls! I know that Perth are literally behind the times due to time differences, but seriously is Fat Cat still on television over there?! Can anyone confirm this? Sand ‘gropers’ I’m looking at you! Anyways, imagine how cool it would be to hire Fat Cat or a Fat Cat suit and go into work wearing it! Take casual Friday to a whole new level!!!!
-
- THE Fat Cat
-
- An actual Fat Cat.
A money booth!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Season, Uncategorized, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Where will you keep all of your newly acquired money?!? A bank, under your bed, duffel bag, your lower intestine, bee hives?? NO!!! I have the best solution for your excessive cash problems….A money booth! Not only is it safe and secure, but you can frolick around in your hundreds of dollars whenever you please!! What screams success more than taking a vertical bath in hot, wet, sexy cash?! These things are all the rage in America especially the “Win Tunnel” . There is no pricing available for these money booths, but I think we all know why that is…it’s because you can’t put a price on complete and utter awesomenezzzzzz.
Click to see larger awesomenezz.
Bikini Jeans!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Uncategorized
A very fashion forward friend of mine informed me that she was going to place an order for these as soon as that sweet sweet $900 stimulus package hit her account. What more can you say about Bikini Jeans? Except for the fact they are crazy expensive! I mean you don’t even get all of the jeans. You would be better off buying a normal pair of jeans, cutting off the waist area and fashioning it into a bikini and then reattaching it! Maybe I should start making patterns? Well they are $94.29 US which is like $143 a pair! That’s 6 pairs for your $900 which I guess is enough pairs for you and your bridesmaids.
Hire Thailand for a party!
Filed under: $900, $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, Uncategorized
I received an interesting email the other day that proposed that if enough people pooled their money together, you could charter a 747, hire thailand and throw a massive party there! It’s a pretty incredible idea. $900X400 people= $360,000!!! Thats one pretty crazy party! I’m not sure about the feasability of Thailand as I’m not on the best terms with the consulate after “the incident”, but how bout a Whitsunday Island or maybe a motel in Dubbo?! Any exotic location would do really. What an awesome way to forget your financial distress and dismay!!
Click to see full size!
Part 3! Mentos + Coke + Today’s post= Awesome!!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Uncategorized
So. Over the last 2 days I have suggested that it would be possible to buy 685 litres of coke, 15,000 Mentos and a giant inflatable Coke bottle. I mean that’s good and all, but it’s like having Earth and Wind but without the Fire or the Snap, Crackle without the Pop. Today I suggest that it would be possible to create the worlds largest mentos geyser! You would need some kind of base for the Coke bottle(perhaps a hole), duct tape, a huge PVC pipe, a funnel, some plastic (fast food restaurant tray), a rope, a 1980’s JVC VHS video camera and a youtube account. You will also need to find 2 friends willing to purchase the aforementioned Mentos and Coke, but I’m sure that’s the easy part. Think of the fame and fortune!
Click to check out this amazing monstrosity!
I’m still searching for the ultimate name, so if you have one let me know!!!!!!!!!
PS I take no resposibility for any activities or products I suggest on this site!!
$900 worth of Mentos:The Freshmaker!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, Uncategorized
Today is part 2 of a 3 part series. On this fine Tuesday, I suggest that your $900 government stimulus package would be best spent on 75 bags worth of Mentos. Each bag cost $11.96 and you you get 200 in each bag. That’s 15,000 mentos!!!!! That’s 1 mento (singular?!) a day for the next 41 years! That sounds like pretty awesome way to spend the rest of your life!!!
Youtube won’t let me embed this video but you should watch it! It’s the Foo Fighters “Big Me” and probably the best Mentos related filmclip ever made not to mention one of the greatest film clips of all time.
Jesus...The Freshmaker
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
