May 15, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulus Suggestion: Go on a Somali Cruise

I have just been passed this amazing suggestion by my lame co-worker! He has found a site that are selling Somali cruises that “sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates”. I mean everyone … Continue reading

April 6, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Students may end up with $1850!!

Breaking news…. Due to the “urgent” nature of the stimulus package, no-one bothered to double check to see if it was fair/would work. According to news.com.au “UP to 340,000 students across Australia are set to pocket a $1850 double bonus … Continue reading

April 1, 2009
by Kruddler!
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High Court Rules in favour of Brian Pape = April Fools!

That’s right, you heard it here first. The case brought against the Australian government in regards to the legitimacy of the $900 stimulus package has been successful and unfortunately it doesn’t look like we will be getting the payment in … Continue reading

March 30, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Hire Fat Cat for the day.

A little while ago I suggested that you hire out Humphrey B Bear for the day, and well there was quite a backlash in regards to Fat Cat and his availability to be hired. Well fret no more! Turns that … Continue reading

March 27, 2009
by Kruddler!
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A money booth!!

Where will you keep all of your newly acquired money?!? A bank, under your bed, duffel bag, your lower intestine, bee hives?? NO!!! I have the best solution for your excessive cash problems….A money booth! Not only is it safe … Continue reading

March 20, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Bikini Jeans!!

A very fashion forward friend of mine informed me that she was going to place an order for these as soon as that sweet sweet $900 stimulus package hit her account. What more can you say about Bikini Jeans? Except … Continue reading