$900 worth of Mentos:The Freshmaker!
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Today is part 2 of a 3 part series. On this fine Tuesday, I suggest that your $900 government stimulus package would be best spent on 75 bags worth of Mentos. Each bag cost $11.96 and you you get 200 in each bag. That’s 15,000 mentos!!!!! That’s 1 mento (singular?!) a day for the next 41 years! That sounds like pretty awesome way to spend the rest of your life!!!
Youtube won’t let me embed this video but you should watch it! It’s the Foo Fighters “Big Me” and probably the best Mentos related filmclip ever made not to mention one of the greatest film clips of all time.
Jesus...The Freshmaker
I was bored.
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I got bored and added google adwords. I really want to see if google will recommend goats, tasers, clowns and strippers to people! Also, the Rudd banner changes every couple of days, if someone has always had a dream about a caricature of rudd with ear wax saying something hilarious, let me know! Leave a comment or somethingz! Also, a friend emailed Julie Owens MP about the site and she said she was going to pass it onto Wayne Swan (yes THE WAYNE SWAN)!
Finally, I think I really want to try and get the site onto Today Tonight! Surely they would have a 5 minute segment on it?! Well if you get bored and want to suggest to them….here’s the “Suggest a Story link”
Have an awesomez day!!
A Goat! I never thought I would buy a goat!
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To follow up yesterday’s suggestion of a boat, today I propose that you buy a goat! You can pick up a high quality Saanen/Nubian cross dairy goat for $75! Now, according the seller...”You can produce $20 /milk per goat per day with these girls, so pay off the cost in less than a week!!!”. They would also be handy lawnmowers, best friends, or guard goats. With your $900 stimulus money you could buy 12 goats!!
Just when you thought all your dreams had come true!
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Now that you know that will be getting your money on April 6th, I suggest you celebrate by also celebrating the fact that Limp Bizkit is reuniting!
Fred Durst.
So in honour of this auspicious occasion, I propose that you buy 78 COPIES of their acclaimed album…
CHOCOLATE STARFISH & THE HOT DOG FLAVORED WATER.
$900 Stimulus Package on April 6th!!
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I know you may have been asking yourself….when will I get my $900 economic stimulus payment?!?! Well…it turns out that you may get a friendly letter from K-Rudd and the Dub-Swan on April 6th! I have amended the countdown timer on the right accordingly! Not long to go now, so get your mind grapes thinking about what you are going to buy!!!!!!!!!
Final most latest News regarding the delivery date—
According to the ATO- “The 7.4 million people who have already lodged their 2007-08 tax return will start receiving their payments from Wednesday 8 April 2009.” So there you have it, the stimulus package will begin to be delivered on the 8th April, with the last being received on the 16 May 2009!
The ATO also say…
“Due to the large number of payments we ask that people don’t call us about the progress of individual payments while we are still distributing them.” LOLZ!! So I guess be patient and just think of ways to blow your $900 free money!!!!!
Spend the $900 on something worthwhile.
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Seriously Rudd take my money and give it to the people that have been affected by the fires and floods. I would gladly give up $900 that I may or may not get so that someone else can have something to eat and some clothes to wear. Why should we be buying Xbox’s, slushie machines and tv’s when people don’t even have a house?! That’s the end of my one and only preachy post. Today alot of places are donating huge chunks of money to the bushfires, including Coles, who are donating ALL PROFITS FROM ALL STORES to the Bushfires. So maybe head out today and blow some cash at Coles, I mean sure Woolworths may be the better place to shop, but for tomorrow let’s put Supermarket preferences aside and do what’s right. If anyone knows of other places doing the same thing, could you let me know?
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
