Hopefully that subject was a good enough segue into today’s object of financial acquirement. Amaze your friends with Will Arnett impressions, and well, that’s about it! I’m not sure what they are good for? Maybe office polo? But a segway is a pretty cool way to spend your $950. Sure you will need to enter into a “stimulation contract” with about 4 other people to get one, but surely it’s worth it! Only $4250…Australian Dollars! Winner!