Abed smiling.

Kruddler! — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 02:31:16 +0000

When I was searching for a picture of Abed smiling so that I might sticky tape it to the back of an unused door, I was disappointed to find that there was not 10 Google Image pages of it. Here is my attempt to rectify the situation, by adding my own Abed smile.

Hello, yes this is dog. Original (in a way)

Kruddler! — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 06:34:37 +0000

I spent most of last year laughing at this photo and then I thought…”How funny would it be if he was saying other things!!!!”. Then I realised that I couldn’t find an original picture.

Was this photo always like this?
Had it been hidden for fears of mass hysteria?
Is this an actual transcript of the first dog talking?

So I decided to edit the original to write funny things on it. But alas I discovered that it would be impossible to make it better, so I stopped. It won’t stop you though…

Here it is, a blank hello, yes this is dog!

Panties From Heaven!

Kruddler! — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 01:40:11 +0000

Just a special thank you to all my loyal readers! Merry Christmas and Panties from Heaven!! Click to see the full-size image!

Just to clear this up, it’s not ‘Panties From Heaven’.

Kruddler! — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 00:53:16 +0000

When watching Christmas films, as much as you want it to be…the song is never Panties From Heaven. It was much to my disappointment to be informed that it is called ‘Pennies From Heaven’. Also there are ZERO parody remakes!? Come on Internets, you have sorely let me down today.

Here’s the video…maybe you can just hear panties in your head. Yeah that’s right, you can HEAR panties now! What a glorious day!!!

Who will suffer most from the Australian carbon tax?

Kruddler! — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 03:58:29 +0000

Julia Gillard and the Australian government claim to have thought about EVERYONE when devising the Australian Carbon, but have they? No they have not!

For example take Rod, also known as inanimate carbon Rod to his friends, will he be compensated?! Will he have money returned back to him by the government? He is being taxed for being himself, being inherently Australian!

Not only will he be taxed financially, he will be taxed emotionally as well. What is the Australian Government going to do when there are pickets outside his house with people complaining about how he’s caused their grocery bills to skyrocket!?

I remember a time when people would applaud the shameless actions of inanimate carbon Rods all over the world!

Shame on you for not thinking about Rod.

Dogs on the telephone!

Kruddler! — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:37:22 +0000

Sometimes I wonder if I’ll ever see something really funny ever again. Then dogs talking on phones come into my life and bring me more joy than any 1 man could imagine! It’s a dog answering a telephone! AND his name is Dog! Genius.

Just when I thought it COULDN’T get any funnier….another dog is telling Dog that he has a phone call! Classic Dog!

I give you the Australian Paramore- Tonight Alive.

Kruddler! — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 01:39:26 +0000

I was watching Channel V the other day and saw this band. This led me to the thought that Tonight Alive IS the Australian Paramore. I’m sure that they get it a lot. Pop punk band with female lead that has a quasi American accent. Embrace it. Plus the lead singer kind of looks like my friend’s little sister. That is all.

Tonight Alive is the Australian Paramore

Parks and Recreation: Ron Swanson Is Ray Finkle!

Kruddler! — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 05:33:02 +0000

I was watching Parks and Recreation that other day, just thinking about how amazing Ron Swanson truly was. Then I realised that I had seen him somewhere else before. Ron Swanson is the modern-day embodiment of Ray Finkle, the Miami Dolphin’s place kicker. I know this blows the Ace Ventura storyline WIDE open and it really makes no sense, but I’m telling you…they were at least seperated at birth! Maybe his name is Ray Swanson, and he changed his name so get away from the lime-light! Man…this really makes me want to write some Ace Ventura OR Parks and Recreation fan fiction! Am I right?! Are there people out there that make Parks and Recreation Fan Fiction!!!??! If you do, please let me know, that would AWESOMEZZZ.

Swanson is Finkle! Finkle is Swanson! Swanson is THE man!

Green Bay Packers Are The Superb Owl Champions!

Kruddler! — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 08:24:39 +0000

Congratulations to Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers. 2011 Superb Owl Champions!

Superb Owl!

Kruddler! — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 06:36:01 +0000

Congrats goes out to the Green Bay Packers for winning the Superb Owl! Great game by all. Disappointed Jordy Nelson didn’t get MVP but what can you do?

In recognition of this fine achievement I would like to present Green Bay with the Superb Owl!