Happy Easter Stimulation! Predicting when you will get your package!!

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So I’ve had a few emails from people that have received their very own stimulus package!!!!!!!! Hooray! They have been updated on the “lucky ones” page, and I think I have a big enough sample to tell you if you are going to get your stimulus package soon…

Basically you have one or more of the following characterstics-
1) Love Delta Goodrem’s music, or actually BE Delta Goodrem (that’s the claim)
2) Be from NSW
3) Have the money deposited in your account
4) Like to eat peanuts
5) Be the actual “Sharona” that The Knacks are singing about in the classic “My Sharona”
6) Be Kate’s mum or a direct blood relative of Kate.

I hope for your sake, that you fit this profile. I’m thinking I have quite a wait on my hands!!

Also, is it weird to put jam on a hot cross bun? I think it is! But maybe I’m the weird one?!And seeing as it’s Easter, here is an awesome Easter pictures!

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  1. How has all this been verified? I need answers!

  2. not for a while.. Probably at the end of the year if i’m lucky

  3. I WANT MY FRIGGIN MONEY!!!!
    I THINK ITS BS THAT WE DONT HAVE A DATE OF PAY!!
    i have to check my bank every morning just to be VERY DISSAPPIONTED!!

    COM’ON KEVIN DONT HOLD BACK… JUST HAND IT OVER!!!!!

    I need it!!

  4. As awesome as it is, my dad and i just noticed “your” is used incorrectly in the second amazing stimulus image.

    I know, what took me so long!

  5. It’s Jesus! LOL

    That just brightened up my day! heh heh

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