Turns out that you can hire Humphrey B Bear!! What an amazing day that would be! There was no pricing listed, but how expensive could an afternoon with Humphrey B Bear be? I’m thinking that $900 would get you ATLEAST an entire weekend of tom-foolery and good times. For those who don’t know, Humphrey was a pantless, mute bear that used to be on tv…doesn’t that sound awesome?! yes, yes it does!!
Say what you will about Fat Cat, but atleast he wore pants!!!