I don’t mean to seem racist

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I don’t know about you, but to me there is nothing more comforting in these economic hard times than a nice minty treat. And well the king of all minty treats is the White Knight! Known for its skills in both mintiness and awesomeness, the White Knight is an often forgotten about chocolate bar.  So with your $950 worth of stimulus you can buy 1283 white knights, with change to spare!! That’s 1 White Knight every day for the rest of your life (if you only live for another 3 1/2 years)!

White Knight economic stimulus?

White Knight economic stimulus?

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  1. I’m pre-investing my stimulus money in white knight futures. its just like margin lending, but if it all goes bust i still have a truckload of chocolatey/minty treats.

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