Personal Protection!
Filed under: $900, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I was thinking today, man I don’t feel very secure. Sure this may be to do with my own feelings of inadequacy and lack of self-esteem, but it also may be to do with the fact that I don’t have a taser.
Today’s suggestion for your Krudd Kash- Tasers! They are cheap and effective! These are two of my personal faves…
At only $70 US you could buy quite a few. They probably illegal in Australia, so this dream may not be all that possible. Sigh.
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4 Comments on Personal Protection!
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Jonathan on
Wed, 4th Feb 2009 3:23 pm
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admin on
Thu, 5th Feb 2009 9:25 am
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Tad on
Fri, 6th Feb 2009 1:13 pm
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Stun gun/pepper spray dispenser. | Blow My 900 on
Thu, 2nd Apr 2009 3:39 am
In this time of uncertainty, I think security is very important. I hope you’re not joking.
Really I’m not, I mean how can you joke around about knuckle dusters that are also a taser?!?
My great Uncle Ted was stimulated to death by a knuckle duster taser.
[...] find it, awesome. Anyways, next year I will be ready… I know this is a bit of a rehash on the mobilephone and knuckle duster tasers post from oh so long ago, but I thought it was fitting. This thing is amazing! You can either tase [...]
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A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
