Today I would recommend that you and your shortie* spend your $900 to prove that you are better than someone! And what says that you are more affluent than bling*!! For those who are unaquainted with the term… BLING is- a slang term in hip hop culture referring to flashy or elaborate jewelry and ornamented accessories that are carried, worn, or installed, such as cell phones or tooth caps. So in linguistic terms, bling is an ideophone intended to evoke the “sound” of light hitting silver, platinum, or diamonds. Got it? I thought so. Personally I’m thinking about getting diamond encrusted grillz* but I suppose that if you gold-dipped your mobile phone, that would also be pretty dope*. Word*
*I apologise for the terrible lingo used in today’s post.