Stimulus Suggestion: Dead cats!

May 14, 2009 by Kruddler!
Filed under: 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, Global financial crisis, Stimulus Package Suggestion, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment? 

I am not fond of cats. Really. If you know me, then you will definately know this to be true. I like dogs…in fact Dogz Rule! I like the fact that they are happy to see you,are energetic and enjoy chasing after a tennis ball just as much as I do! Cat people are like…pfft, why would you want a pet to always be happy with you, cats have personality. And to that I say this…you want to enjoy having a pet, you don’t want them to bite you for no reason! Just imagine that I actually had a girlfriend, I wouldn’t want one that was angry all the time and bit me (without asking). Case and point! So today I recommend you buy the book 101 Uses for a Dead Cat. I have not read it, but I can only assume it is totally awesome!
And now the award for the most overused image in “funny” emails goes to….
free-cat

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6 Comments on Stimulus Suggestion: Dead cats!

  1. Kerryn on Thu, 14th May 2009 1:47 pm

    2. boooooooo . Being a cat fan I totes disagree. By cats run tome when I get home, and they only play bite, they don’t ever actially viscoously hurt people. Not like dogs do….

  2. 4059 aint got it on Thu, 14th May 2009 6:16 pm

    3. get ******

  3. 4059 aint got it on Thu, 14th May 2009 6:16 pm

    4. you dirty *** junkie **** face mole *****

  4. admin on Fri, 15th May 2009 9:22 am

    5. rofl

  5. Ol on Thu, 21st May 2009 10:04 am

    6. I hate cats..

    Have added the book to my amazon wishlist..

    Cheers!

    A wise man once said, “The only good cat, is a flat cat.”

  6. Brittany on Wed, 14th Jul 2010 12:50 am

    7. I LOVE CATS WHOEVER DID THIS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES!! THAT IS JUST SICK!! YOU PEOPLE ARE MEAN YOU NEED TO TREAT CATS GOOD!!! THEY WILL SCRATCH YOU IF U R MEAN!! DONT MESS WITH WARRIOR CATS CATS ARE WARRIORS AND FRIENDS THEY DESERVE TO LIVE!!!

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