Stimulus Suggestion: Dead cats!

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I am not fond of cats. Really. If you know me, then you will definately know this to be true. I like dogs…in fact Dogz Rule! I like the fact that they are happy to see you,are energetic and enjoy chasing after a tennis ball just as much as I do! Cat people are like…pfft, why would you want a pet to always be happy with you, cats have personality. And to that I say this…you want to enjoy having a pet, you don’t want them to bite you for no reason! Just imagine that I actually had a girlfriend, I wouldn’t want one that was angry all the time and bit me (without asking). Case and point! So today I recommend you buy the book 101 Uses for a Dead Cat. I have not read it, but I can only assume it is totally awesome!
And now the award for the most overused image in “funny” emails goes to….
free-cat

11 Comments

  1. boooooooo . Being a cat fan I totes disagree. By cats run tome when I get home, and they only play bite, they don’t ever actially viscoously hurt people. Not like dogs do….

  2. you dirty *** junkie **** face mole *****

  3. I hate cats..

    Have added the book to my amazon wishlist..

    Cheers!

    A wise man once said, “The only good cat, is a flat cat.”

  4. I LOVE CATS WHOEVER DID THIS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES!! THAT IS JUST SICK!! YOU PEOPLE ARE MEAN YOU NEED TO TREAT CATS GOOD!!! THEY WILL SCRATCH YOU IF U R MEAN!! DONT MESS WITH WARRIOR CATS CATS ARE WARRIORS AND FRIENDS THEY DESERVE TO LIVE!!!

  5. the only good cat is a dead cat

  6. **** uou

  7. i like cats

  8. RUBAN LIKES CATS TOO.

  9. APPARAENTLY IM A F***ING IDIOT ACORING TO RUNBAN

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