Stimulus Suggestion: Go on a Somali Cruise

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I have just been passed this amazing suggestion by my lame co-worker! He has found a site that are selling Somali cruises that “sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates”. I mean everyone is looking for a bit of adventure aren’t they?
They even, “guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included)“. Anyways it made me chuckle on this fine Friday afternoon. I hope that if you haven’t got your money yet that it comes in the next day!!1!!

Somalian Pirate Flag

Somalian Pirate Flag

5 Comments

  1. Is this a joke?
    “Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun” lol what ever.

    On a side note; yet to be stimulated here.

  2. Leave Somalia alone. They’re looking out for their own 😉

  3. This is the first time I comment on your site, but I’ve been keeping up with your work for a while now. I admire the passion with which you tell your stories and dream that someday I can do the same. Love

  4. give mee a 900 doolar

  5. Leave Somalia alone, who came up wiv da whole idea of hijackin? The western ppl, soo back of.. ! Dnt near their ocean if yuu cnt keep up wiv ’em ..
    Btw, while da U.S N EU stole our gold, glitter stones n everything, dats wasnt a big problem, buuh whn dey start defend their property dn ITS A PROBLEM?

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