Stimulus Suggestion- Straws!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulus Package Suggestion, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Why straws?! Cause straws are awesome, silly! Sometimes I wish there was a foldable straw that I could stick in my pocket and carry around. I would probably name her Sassie. Sassie the Straw. I once met a girl called Sassie, it was one of the greatest things ever. Anways, today I propose that we create the world’s most amazing straw by spending $900 on these amazing straws!I would love to take $900 worth to the cricket or footy to see how far around it would go! Imagine drinking a guys beer like 50m away and him not even knowing!! Brilliant!!
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Ol on
Fri, 1st May 2009 12:54 pm
I tried one night to make a really big straw (by joining a lot of them together), it worked! Well it looked good, suction was not very good though, and I had to stand on a barstool to get the height to reach a drink without kinks!
It was then, the stool slipped out from underneath me, and I smashed my head on the floor of the bar (giving me concussion). Two minutes later I threw up litres of pink daiquiri.
It was not fun, but it’s a fun story to tell 
I think next time I attempt this feat, it will be with straws from McDonalds (McStraws?) in the confines of my own home, and I’ll be drinking water.
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A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
