April 27, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulus Suggestion- Gaming jacket to increase your 1337 h4xX0rzz!

I don’t know about you, but I’m particularly anti-social. Well it’s not so much that I hate society but that society hates me. I’m so lonely. Anyways, I have overcome this crippling agoraphobia through online gaming!! There is no better … Continue reading

April 24, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulus Suggestion: A Fancy new Suit.

This is part 3 of “My Brother is Getting Married” and I’m thinking that my $900 would be best spent on an amazing suit for his wedding. Not some fancy shmancy DKNY or Dolce and Gabana suit but a LazyPatch … Continue reading

April 15, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulus Package Suggestion- A Laserdisc Player

I love redundant technologies! It is quite common to see me rollerblading along the beach with my Sony mini-disc listening to TaxiRide and thinking about how much I love Fags . So now I recommend that you purchase a laser … Continue reading

April 9, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulus Suggestion- Rope-less Skipping rope

I don’t know about you, but the main reason that I don’t do a whole lot more skipping, is because of that pesky rope! (*loud voice*) Well do I have the product for you…..Introducing the Jump Snap!!(/end loud voice) To … Continue reading

April 8, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Happy Stimulus Season!! Stimulation begins today…

Well today is the glorious day that people start receiving their $900! It’s going to be a nervous 6 weeks for a lot of us, checking our bank accounts and waiting for those 18,000 5 cent pieces to come rolling … Continue reading

April 6, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Students may end up with $1850!!

Breaking news…. Due to the “urgent” nature of the stimulus package, no-one bothered to double check to see if it was fair/would work. According to news.com.au “UP to 340,000 students across Australia are set to pocket a $1850 double bonus … Continue reading

April 3, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulus Packages start coming next week! The stimulus season is nearly upon us!

The ATO have released a statement saying that the $900 stimulus payment will start rolling out next week and will will take up to 6 weeks for all of them to be delivered! I’m not sure whether direct deposit people … Continue reading

April 3, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Brian Pape rejected!!! Stimulus package is a go!!!!!!

Well you heard it here first, or unless you have seen THIS ARTICLE…but the $900 stimulus package fight by Brian Pape has been rejected by the High Court!!!! Booyah! I think this may have put the payments back a bit. … Continue reading

April 2, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stun gun/pepper spray dispenser.

As you may have seen, I attempted to April Fool people yesterday with varying degrees of effectiveness. Actually I did receive a phonecall from somebody at their wits end pleading for it not to be true, and an explanation to … Continue reading

March 30, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Hire Fat Cat for the day.

A little while ago I suggested that you hire out Humphrey B Bear for the day, and well there was quite a backlash in regards to Fat Cat and his availability to be hired. Well fret no more! Turns that … Continue reading