A C-3PO costume!!
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Based on an incredible suggestion on Friday, I strongly recommend that you buy many C-3po costumes with your $900!! They are actually on special at the moment for only $18.99 (US) on this amazing website. So I figure with the exchange and posting you could probably pick up 22 of these wonderfully crafted c-3po costumes for $900 delivered to your door! That 2 soccer teams worth, you wouldnt even need to wash your uniforms each week! Win/Win!
Start your own droid army!
A Goat! I never thought I would buy a goat!
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To follow up yesterday’s suggestion of a boat, today I propose that you buy a goat! You can pick up a high quality Saanen/Nubian cross dairy goat for $75! Now, according the seller...”You can produce $20 /milk per goat per day with these girls, so pay off the cost in less than a week!!!”. They would also be handy lawnmowers, best friends, or guard goats. With your $900 stimulus money you could buy 12 goats!!
A boat! Never thought I’d be on a boat.
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Grab your swim trunks, Flippy Floppies and you’ll be straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea!! A boat! I have always wanted a boat, pretty much more than anything. Boat owners have a certain air of class, regality and the fact that they know they are better than you. For like $500 you can pick yourself up an awesome boat on Ebay, and with the left over money you can buy yourself like 4 bottles Santana Champagne(yes THAT Santana)!!
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- A Boat!
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- Drinking Santana Champ cause it’s so crisp.
If you are unawares of what I’m talking about…See The Lonely Island’s video aptly titled- “On A Boat”. Caution- It’s a little profane.
Just when you thought all your dreams had come true!
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Now that you know that will be getting your money on April 6th, I suggest you celebrate by also celebrating the fact that Limp Bizkit is reuniting!
Fred Durst.
So in honour of this auspicious occasion, I propose that you buy 78 COPIES of their acclaimed album…
CHOCOLATE STARFISH & THE HOT DOG FLAVORED WATER.
I don’t mean to seem racist
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I don’t know about you, but to me there is nothing more comforting in these economic hard times than a nice minty treat. And well the king of all minty treats is the White Knight! Known for its skills in both mintiness and awesomeness, the White Knight is an often forgotten about chocolate bar. So with your $950 worth of stimulus you can buy 1283 white knights, with change to spare!! That’s 1 White Knight every day for the rest of your life (if you only live for another 3 1/2 years)!
White Knight economic stimulus?
Economic crisis doesnt have to mean transportation crisis! Come On!!
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Hopefully that subject was a good enough segue into today’s object of financial acquirement. Amaze your friends with Will Arnett impressions, and well, that’s about it! I’m not sure what they are good for? Maybe office polo? But a segway is a pretty cool way to spend your $950. Sure you will need to enter into a “stimulation contract” with about 4 other people to get one, but surely it’s worth it! Only $4250…Australian Dollars! Winner!
Check out these $950 pants...come on!
Huey Lewis had it right all along.
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Can you remember a time when there wasn’t a financial crisis? I sure can…it was magnificent! A place where milk and honey flowed through the streets, you didn’t have to change the name of lollies so it wouldn’t offend people and Australia was still good at cricket. Well now you can have all that back! For only $275US you can have your very own Flux Capacitor! It’s extremely exciting news. Also, if you wanna do it the old fashioned way, there are guides to build it yourself!
Transport yourself back to a time when you didn't need a stimulus package!
Personal Protection!
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I was thinking today, man I don’t feel very secure. Sure this may be to do with my own feelings of inadequacy and lack of self-esteem, but it also may be to do with the fact that I don’t have a taser.
Today’s suggestion for your Krudd Kash- Tasers! They are cheap and effective! These are two of my personal faves…
At only $70 US you could buy quite a few. They probably illegal in Australia, so this dream may not be all that possible. Sigh.
Monumental Occasion
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So today I found out that the Rudd “government” plans to dole out the 2nd installment of its stimulus package. This will provide alot of Australians with $950, hence the reason for this website. This seems like a great idea right? And yeah you’re probably going to vote for them, despite issues such as the clean feed (which would probably shut this site down). So seeing as we are going to be loaded soon, I thought the Interweb needed a place to suggest rational and irrational ideas about how to spend your cash.
Today’s item is…. A Slushie Machine! That’s right! You may need to get 4 friends to go in with you, but for the low low price of $3519.09 you can get your own machine!!!
$950 x 4
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
