Stimulus Suggestion- Slinky Races!
April 20, 2009 by Kruddler! · 1 Comment
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season
I had a lovely gentleman suggest that he would spend his money on creating some kind of underground slinky racing championship. The premise would be that you would either arrange the slinkies yourself or have actual racing teams prepare the slinkies and then race them down a large flight of stairs. You could then take bets on who would win, and I ‘m guessing…reap the millions of dollars of profit! I think it’s an amazing idea, it would just be a matter of finding a huge staircase and some slinkies! I’m thinking about it myself.If it’s as successful as I assume it is going to be, I would push for Olympic inclusion for 2016!! Jim Carrey would HAVE to be the spokesperson for it!!
Slinky Racing Championships
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
