A money booth!!

Where will you keep all of your newly acquired money?!? A bank, under your bed, duffel bag, your lower intestine, bee hives?? NO!!! I have the best solution for your excessive cash problems….A money booth! Not only is it safe and secure, but you can frolick around in your hundreds of dollars whenever you please!! What screams success more than taking a vertical bath in hot, wet, sexy cash?! These things are all the rage in America especially theĀ  “Win Tunnel” . There is no pricing available for these money booths, but I think we all know why that is…it’s because you can’t put a price on complete and utter awesomenezzzzzz.
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What is this site?!

I thought it would be fun to make a website that made awesome suggestions for spending the $900 stimulus package, so this is my attempt! Have a look around, get comfortable, take your shoes off and maybe pour yourself a glass of cordial.

What Google wants you to spend your stimulus money on!!! LULZ!!!!




More things Google want you to spend your stimulus on (aka I'm trying to fill up all the white space on this page!)!