Stun gun/pepper spray dispenser.
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
As you may have seen, I attempted to April Fool people yesterday with varying degrees of effectiveness. Actually I did receive a phonecall from somebody at their wits end pleading for it not to be true, and an explanation to their husband as to where they are going to get the $900 to pay for 6 pairs of bikini jeans they had ordered! Anyways, I also arrived at work to find that someone had programmed my computer to play 3 Richard Marx songs on repeat, and they hid it as a duplicate system process so I couldnt find it, awesome. Anyways, next year I will be ready… I know this is a bit of a rehash on the mobilephone and knuckle duster tasers post from oh so long ago, but I thought it was fitting. This thing is amazing! You can either tase then pepper spray them, or pepper spray them and then tase them! So many options. I totally think that these things would be illegal in Australia, but I just thought I would share it.
Bikini Jeans!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Uncategorized
A very fashion forward friend of mine informed me that she was going to place an order for these as soon as that sweet sweet $900 stimulus package hit her account. What more can you say about Bikini Jeans? Except for the fact they are crazy expensive! I mean you don’t even get all of the jeans. You would be better off buying a normal pair of jeans, cutting off the waist area and fashioning it into a bikini and then reattaching it! Maybe I should start making patterns? Well they are $94.29 US which is like $143 a pair! That’s 6 pairs for your $900 which I guess is enough pairs for you and your bridesmaids.
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
