Friday afternoon boredom!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, But not Phil Collins good
Thanksgiving…apparently.
Well it’s been a long week and I have found myself longing for more completely pointless websites to add to my terrible collection! So I present to you my latest efforts….But Not Phil Collins Good! Last week we decided that Phil Collins was the best thing ever and quite frankly everything pales in comparison to him. So as a result, I thought it fit to create a site dedicated to comparing things to Phil Collins. A foolish idea…probably, but an idea nonetheless!! If you get bored and think there is something that is better than Phil Collins, let me know.
Another thing, which I did not create is googlegooglegooglegoogle.com. 4 googles at once, or something…
Also, check out this amazing scene from Hard Ticket to Hawaii!!
Stimulus Suggestion: Novelty mops!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulation Contract, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season
Well we all remember those awesome Baby Mops that flooded the internetz not that long ago….now I have something that is probably slightly more legitimate! Walk ‘n’ Clean Mop Slippers easily mop your floors as you walk!! Yeah!!! 2 birds one stone much?? I think this is THE defintion. Combining a necessary life function whilst doing a menial chore! It would be like if they could combine urinating with folding the washing. Sure that’s not the best example, but you get the drift…right? Only $24.95 Australian +P/H!!
Stimulus Suggestion- Straws!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulus Package Suggestion, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Why straws?! Cause straws are awesome, silly! Sometimes I wish there was a foldable straw that I could stick in my pocket and carry around. I would probably name her Sassie. Sassie the Straw. I once met a girl called Sassie, it was one of the greatest things ever. Anways, today I propose that we create the world’s most amazing straw by spending $900 on these amazing straws!I would love to take $900 worth to the cricket or footy to see how far around it would go! Imagine drinking a guys beer like 50m away and him not even knowing!! Brilliant!!
Stimulus Suggestion: Let’s buy the K Rudd’s house!!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulus Package Suggestion, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I had an exciting email the other day from a gentleman who had the incredible idea to purchase “The Lodge” (the PM’s house, not this movie) and “Kirribilli House”. He went on to say,
“So much of my money would be used to maintain these nice homes every year. I will never get to live in or even use a sheet to eat on the carpet in any of these Houses under the current arrangement and that disturbs me.”
He proposes an interesing idea, we should all pitch in and buy these houses, that way whenever we are in Sydney/Canberra we have somewhere to stay! Also, it will feel as though we really do own a part of this country!!Power to the people! Also, we can charge Rudd for rent!! It’s this simple- if we put in 20 cents each we could spend $1.6 million dollars on buying his house/s!
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- The only decent picture I could find for the lodge!
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- kirribilli house
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
