Happy Easter Stimulation! Predicting when you will get your package!!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
So I’ve had a few emails from people that have received their very own stimulus package!!!!!!!! Hooray! They have been updated on the “lucky ones” page, and I think I have a big enough sample to tell you if you are going to get your stimulus package soon…
Basically you have one or more of the following characterstics-
1) Love Delta Goodrem’s music, or actually BE Delta Goodrem (that’s the claim)
2) Be from NSW
3) Have the money deposited in your account
4) Like to eat peanuts
5) Be the actual “Sharona” that The Knacks are singing about in the classic “My Sharona”
6) Be Kate’s mum or a direct blood relative of Kate.
I hope for your sake, that you fit this profile. I’m thinking I have quite a wait on my hands!!
Also, is it weird to put jam on a hot cross bun? I think it is! But maybe I’m the weird one?!And seeing as it’s Easter, here is an awesome Easter pictures!
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- Jesus+Stimulus Package=Awesome
Stimulus Package Suggestion- $900 worth of Filet-O-Fish!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season
Well seeing as it is Good Friday, I figured it was totally appropriate that I suggested Filet-O-Fish! I have been thinking about them for so long now and I haven’t had a good reason to suggest them. But today! Oh today is perfect! A lot has changed since I donned the green-striped shirt, clip-on tie, visor, grease soaked skin and lack of dignity, so I think a Filet-O-Fish would probably go for about $3 in today’s economic climate!And well Maccas is one of the only places open today, which is lucky for me seeing as I forgot to do shopping this week. So if you’ve already got your $900…you could shout 300 people a Filet-O-Fish, and kick off Easter the right way! Also, we used to sell them for breakfast too, so if you’re feeling game…get a Filet-O-Fish instead of your hotcakes tomorrow!!! MMM fish!
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A quad filet-o-fish!!
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
