A coffin.
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
There is a lot of frivolity that goes on around this website, and I guess there has been an outcry for some serious suggestions. Well I received a delightful tip-off from one of BM900’s wonderful Twitter followers! She suggested to think ahead and buy yourself your very own coffin! I mean when you think about it, you probably won’t get to choose it, and well you will end up spending a lot of time in it! Think of your loved ones and the torment they will have to go through picking out a coffin for their son/daughter/secret lover/mother/un-loved middle child/step-father Steve, and buy your own coffin today!!! Actually, I think I would buy this one off Ebay cause it kinda looks used(which is awesome!), and well I would have enough money left over for a chainsaw, flamethrower and jackhammer, cause seriously who’s NOT afraid of being buried alive?!
Have a clown follow you around for 3 days!
Filed under: $900, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, Economic Stimulus Payment, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Apparently you can pay people to dress up as clowns and follow you around in order to overcome you fear of clowns!! This apparently is no joke, and I guess it’s probably the most literal online auction based immersion therapy that money can buy! What better way to spend your $900 than by overcoming a fear!!! So this auction finished on $355.00 US. Which basically means you could overcome TWO of your fears for $900!!!! Thanks Mr Rudd! Not only are you helping our economy, but you helping those poor out work clowns find a new niche for their services!
Overcome your fears!
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
