May 20, 2009
by Kruddler!

Stimulus Suggestion: Novelty mops!!

Well we all remember those awesome Baby Mops that flooded the internetz not that long ago….now I have something that is probably slightly more legitimate! Walk ‘n’ Clean Mop Slippers easily mop your floors as you walk!! Yeah!!! 2 birds … Continue reading

May 6, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulation has occured!! I am stimulated!!

It’s finally happened! Last night in my sleep Kevin Rudd graced me with his presence/presents and stimulated me!! Hooray! So everyone that hasn’t received their money yet…don’t worry…I’m sure it’s on its way! It was the first time I’ve been … Continue reading

May 4, 2009
by Kruddler!

Confirmation some students will get $1850

So I’ve have confirmation from a student friend of mine that just received $900 after previously receiving the $950 for students! So there you go, you heard it here first!

May 1, 2009
by Kruddler!

Stimulus Suggestion: A whole chicken in a can!

This was brought to my attention a matter of minutes ago, and I deemed it so important that I am posting its amazingness RIGHT NOW!! This wonderful Friday afternoon I propose that you spend your $900 stimulus money on CHICKEN … Continue reading

April 17, 2009
by Kruddler!

Stimulus Suggestion: Let’s buy the K Rudd’s house!!

I had an exciting email the other day from a gentleman who had the incredible idea to purchase “The Lodge” (the PM’s house, not this movie) and “Kirribilli House”. He went on to say, “So much of my money would … Continue reading

April 16, 2009
by Kruddler!

Important postcode news!

I have decided to post all of the postcodes that I have received over the past week on this page and on the Receivers page. I am also claiming that I have managed to work out the algorithm for the … Continue reading

April 6, 2009
by Kruddler!
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A coffin.

There is a lot of frivolity that goes on around this website, and I guess there has been an outcry for some serious suggestions. Well I received a delightful tip-off from one of BM900’s wonderful Twitter followers! She suggested to … Continue reading

April 3, 2009
by Kruddler!

Brian Pape rejected!!! Stimulus package is a go!!!!!!

Well you heard it here first, or unless you have seen THIS ARTICLE…but the $900 stimulus package fight by Brian Pape has been rejected by the High Court!!!! Booyah! I think this may have put the payments back a bit. … Continue reading

April 2, 2009
by Kruddler!

Stun gun/pepper spray dispenser.

As you may have seen, I attempted to April Fool people yesterday with varying degrees of effectiveness. Actually I did receive a phonecall from somebody at their wits end pleading for it not to be true, and an explanation to … Continue reading

April 1, 2009
by Kruddler!
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A novelty Haircut!

One of my regular contributors finally sent me something worthwhile, so I thought I would share it. Ted sugegsts that we use the money to purchase novelty haircuts! It surely would put me in a great mood if my annoying … Continue reading