April 1, 2009
by Kruddler!
9 Comments

High Court Rules in favour of Brian Pape = April Fools!

That’s right, you heard it here first. The case brought against the Australian government in regards to the legitimacy of the $900 stimulus package has been successful and unfortunately it doesn’t look like we will be getting the payment in … Continue reading

March 30, 2009
by Kruddler!
12 Comments

Hire Fat Cat for the day.

A little while ago I suggested that you hire out Humphrey B Bear for the day, and well there was quite a backlash in regards to Fat Cat and his availability to be hired. Well fret no more! Turns that … Continue reading

March 27, 2009
by Kruddler!
1 Comment

A money booth!!

Where will you keep all of your newly acquired money?!? A bank, under your bed, duffel bag, your lower intestine, bee hives?? NO!!! I have the best solution for your excessive cash problems….A money booth! Not only is it safe … Continue reading

March 24, 2009
by Kruddler!
6 Comments

A GIANT oversized LED clock.

I don’t wear a watch, to be honest they really annoy me and well I don’t need one of those unsightly tan lines! I have a clock on my phone, psp, computer, the sky etc…but on that rare occaision I’m … Continue reading

March 19, 2009
by Kruddler!
11 Comments

Uh-Oh Spaghettio!! They want to stop the Stimulus?!

Some “guy” is taking the stimulation package to the High Court!! I don’t even understand what Bryan PapeĀ  is claiming?! He has problems with the way the bonus is being delivered by the government or something and is saying that … Continue reading

March 14, 2009
by Kruddler!
1 Comment

Weekend Update: Buy an Egyptian balloon!

I’m sure that everyone has seen this buy now, but I thought it would be good for a weekend update for Blow my 900. There is a guy on ebay who is selling an “Angry balloon possibly from Egypt“. Who … Continue reading

March 12, 2009
by Kruddler!
7 Comments

Buy hookers and strippers!

You would be surprised how many people suggest that hookers and strippers would be a good way to spend $900. Well, actually you probably wouldn’t be…cause I get a thousand emails a day about it, and you are probably one … Continue reading

March 11, 2009
by Kruddler!
1 Comment

Lend it back to the Government!!

I had an excellent email suggestion the other day…why not lend the money back to the government and make interest off it! From what I can gather the government sells bonds in order to help fund things like the Stimulus … Continue reading

March 6, 2009
by Kruddler!
2 Comments

Always ask for more wishes!!!!!!!!!!!!

So if you find a magic lamp/bottle and a genie comes out, what do you ask for? More wishes of course!! Honestly, I think this must be a universal truth, just like the fact that Dane Cook is a tool … Continue reading

March 5, 2009
by Kruddler!
3 Comments

Have a clown follow you around for 3 days!

Apparently you can pay people to dress up as clowns and follow you around in order to overcome you fear of clowns!! This apparently is no joke, and I guess it’s probably the most literal online auction based immersion therapy … Continue reading