Hire Fat Cat for the day.
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A little while ago I suggested that you hire out Humphrey B Bear for the day, and well there was quite a backlash in regards to Fat Cat and his availability to be hired. Well fret no more! Turns that you can hire Fat Cat, well at least you can in Perth! The page also says you can buy Fat Cat dolls! I know that Perth are literally behind the times due to time differences, but seriously is Fat Cat still on television over there?! Can anyone confirm this? Sand ‘gropers’ I’m looking at you! Anyways, imagine how cool it would be to hire Fat Cat or a Fat Cat suit and go into work wearing it! Take casual Friday to a whole new level!!!!
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- THE Fat Cat
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- An actual Fat Cat.
A money booth!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Season, Uncategorized, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Where will you keep all of your newly acquired money?!? A bank, under your bed, duffel bag, your lower intestine, bee hives?? NO!!! I have the best solution for your excessive cash problems….A money booth! Not only is it safe and secure, but you can frolick around in your hundreds of dollars whenever you please!! What screams success more than taking a vertical bath in hot, wet, sexy cash?! These things are all the rage in America especially the “Win Tunnel” . There is no pricing available for these money booths, but I think we all know why that is…it’s because you can’t put a price on complete and utter awesomenezzzzzz.
Click to see larger awesomenezz.
A piece of Michael Jackson!!!!
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Ok OK. I hope you have calmed down after this post’s title. I’m sure a million things are running through your mind, and I bet about 85% of you have already got your wallets/purses out on your desk. I’m not sure whether you have heard, but “The Prince of Pop” is selling alot of his estate, and you could be lucky enough to own some. There is a massive Flash Catalogue that you can flip through, but they made it amazingly painstaking to search through quickly. Prices range from $100-$Loads! I have included my personal favourites below! And yes that’s a real ZOLTAR FORTUNE TELLER!!!(If you don’t know, stop coming to this site!!!! jks…lulz)
Golf Club Toilet.
Filed under: $900, $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Yes, you read correctly…GOLF CLUB TOILET. How many times have you been out on the golf course and really needed to pee? I know right, 100 maybe 200 times, well worry no more! You can blow you $900 on one of these amazing contraptions. Before doing so, I would probably watch the video to really understand what you are buying into, and yes it’s totally legit. They are $25US, and I don’t know if you can get them shipped here. But I would say you could probably get an entire “set” for your $900…
Bikini Jeans!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Uncategorized
A very fashion forward friend of mine informed me that she was going to place an order for these as soon as that sweet sweet $900 stimulus package hit her account. What more can you say about Bikini Jeans? Except for the fact they are crazy expensive! I mean you don’t even get all of the jeans. You would be better off buying a normal pair of jeans, cutting off the waist area and fashioning it into a bikini and then reattaching it! Maybe I should start making patterns? Well they are $94.29 US which is like $143 a pair! That’s 6 pairs for your $900 which I guess is enough pairs for you and your bridesmaids.
$900 worth of Coke!
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I have been receiving ALOT of complaints about my recent Hookers and Strippers suggestion from last Thursday, but it’s not what you’d expect. Apparently people were appalled that I didn’t include coke as a suggestion, cause apparently how can you have Hookers and Strippers without mentioning coke? So I figure I need to give the people what they want!! So I suggest that you purchase/hire one of these inflatable coke bottles. I figure they cost about $100 to hire for the day, then use your remaining $800 to buy ~ 685 litres of Coke and fill it! Booyah!
Weekend Update: Buy an Egyptian balloon!
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I’m sure that everyone has seen this buy now, but I thought it would be good for a weekend update for Blow my 900. There is a guy on ebay who is selling an “Angry balloon possibly from Egypt“. Who knows how much this puppy will go for, so you may need all of your $900 stimulus package for it! Enjoy your weekend!!! Only 22 days til stimulation!!!
I was bored.
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I got bored and added google adwords. I really want to see if google will recommend goats, tasers, clowns and strippers to people! Also, the Rudd banner changes every couple of days, if someone has always had a dream about a caricature of rudd with ear wax saying something hilarious, let me know! Leave a comment or somethingz! Also, a friend emailed Julie Owens MP about the site and she said she was going to pass it onto Wayne Swan (yes THE WAYNE SWAN)!
Finally, I think I really want to try and get the site onto Today Tonight! Surely they would have a 5 minute segment on it?! Well if you get bored and want to suggest to them….here’s the “Suggest a Story link”
Have an awesomez day!!
Start your own glamour photography business!
Filed under: $900, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment
I was in an undisclosed NSW shopping centre the other day and passed one of those “Glamour Photography” stalls. It had a picture of an old lady with a sign that said…guess her age for a free picture! I put 134, but thats beside the point…I honestly think this would be a great way to spend your $900. In fact, all you need is a free image editor(paint.net, the gimp), a stall and some spruiking abilities. From the pictures that were plastered all over this stall I figure there are 3 steps needed…Step 1- Cut a hole in the box (lullz0r). Dress the person in some kid of 80′s cowboy outfit (with or without pants) and lie them on a sheepskin rug. Step 2- Take the photo and then apply the effects “Softener” and “Glow”. Step 3-Sell the photo for $50!
Less than a month!
Filed under: $900, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Just wanted to say, it’s less than a month until the first of the payments start hitting those wallets!!! I can taste it!
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
