March 30, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Hire Fat Cat for the day.

A little while ago I suggested that you hire out Humphrey B Bear for the day, and well there was quite a backlash in regards to Fat Cat and his availability to be hired. Well fret no more! Turns that … Continue reading

March 27, 2009
by Kruddler!
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A money booth!!

Where will you keep all of your newly acquired money?!? A bank, under your bed, duffel bag, your lower intestine, bee hives?? NO!!! I have the best solution for your excessive cash problems….A money booth! Not only is it safe … Continue reading

March 25, 2009
by Kruddler!
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A piece of Michael Jackson!!!!

Ok OK. I hope you have calmed down after this post’s title. I’m sure a million things are running through your mind, and I bet about 85% of you have already got your wallets/purses out on your desk. I’m not … Continue reading

March 23, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Golf Club Toilet.

Yes, you read correctly…GOLF CLUB TOILET. How many times have you been out on the golf course and really needed to pee? I know right, 100 maybe 200 times, well worry no more! You can blow you $900 on one … Continue reading

March 20, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Bikini Jeans!!

A very fashion forward friend of mine informed me that she was going to place an order for these as soon as that sweet sweet $900 stimulus package hit her account. What more can you say about Bikini Jeans? Except … Continue reading

March 16, 2009
by Kruddler!
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$900 worth of Coke!

I have been receiving ALOT of complaints about my recent Hookers and Strippers suggestion from last Thursday, but it’s not what you’d expect. Apparently people were appalled that I didn’t include coke as a suggestion, cause apparently how can you … Continue reading

March 14, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Weekend Update: Buy an Egyptian balloon!

I’m sure that everyone has seen this buy now, but I thought it would be good for a weekend update for Blow my 900. There is a guy on ebay who is selling an “Angry balloon possibly from Egypt“. Who … Continue reading

March 12, 2009
by Kruddler!
4 Comments

I was bored.

I got bored and added google adwords. I really want to see if google will recommend goats, tasers, clowns and strippers to people! Also, the Rudd banner changes every couple of days, if someone has always had a dream about … Continue reading

March 10, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Start your own glamour photography business!

I was in an undisclosed NSW shopping centre the other day and passed one of those “Glamour Photography” stalls. It had a picture of an old lady with a sign that said…guess her age for a free picture! I put … Continue reading