Stimulation suggestion: Start your own blog!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Shirtweek- the best blog in australia references!
Today’s recommendation is to start your own blog! I mean, to be honest the world needs more awesomez blogs! So I have taken my own advice and started a new blogging sensation called Shirtweek- The best blog in Australia! Basically, atleast once a week I’ll do a blog post and then have my graphic artist buddy (N4NN4N4P) make a tshirt that best represents it! We don’t make any money from the shirts, and don’t ever intend to sell any, but we thought it would be fun!! So go and check it out!
shirtweek the best blog in australia LoLlZeR!!
Stimulation has occured!! I am stimulated!!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulus Package News, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
It’s finally happened! Last night in my sleep Kevin Rudd graced me with his presence/presents and stimulated me!! Hooray!
So everyone that hasn’t received their money yet…don’t worry…I’m sure it’s on its way! It was the first time I’ve been stimulated by someone named Kevin and for the most part it was pretty painless (the wait nearly killed me though!).
If you are unsure about your payment…give the ATO a call on -1300 686 636!! Tell them Kruddler sent you!! No, probably don’t do that!
kevin rudd stimulation
Stimulus Suggestion: $900 worth of hot chips
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Global financial crisis, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season
So I had an email the other day from someone that said….’I've always wondered what $900 worth of hot chips would like, now I have that opportunity’. I couldn’t agree more. Back in the day $2 worth of chips used to be enough. Now you go to fish and chip shop and you have to order a “small chips” for $3.50. WTH? I miss the good old days. Anyways, THEN I came across the Hot Chip Vending Machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 This is an Australian company that sell a vending machine that spits out hot chips in under 2 minutes! Amazing!
Confirmation some students will get $1850
So I’ve have confirmation from a student friend of mine that just received $900 after previously receiving the $950 for students! So there you go, you heard it here first!
Stimulus Suggestion- Lucid Dreaming!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Global financial crisis, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season
I’m sure many of you (like myself) come home after a long day at work and love to relax! I find that there is no better way to end AND start the day than with a great sleep. I enjoy sleep, I won’t lie to you. Some days when I wake I wish that I was a professional sleeper, or some kind of insomnia medication tester! Anyways, I thought…how can I enjoy sleep even more?! LUCID DREAMING OF COURSE!!! For those of you who don’t know what it is, it’s when you are aware that you are dreaming and can actively participate and often manipulate the dream world and it’s surroundings!! Like last night I was on on a holiday with your mum in Las Vegas but that got kinda boring (you know how your mum can get!) so I turned into a jet-plane, bombed the Russians and then crashed into the sun. It’s awesome, so today I propose you buy a copy of Lucid Dreams in 30 days…it’s only $8.76 (US+P/H)! Deal! Maybe we can just lucid dream the whole way through the GFC!!
Stimulate your dreams!!!
Stimulus Suggestion: A whole chicken in a can!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
This was brought to my attention a matter of minutes ago, and I deemed it so important that I am posting its amazingness RIGHT NOW!! This wonderful Friday afternoon I propose that you spend your $900 stimulus money on CHICKEN IN A CAN!!!!! This is not a joke people! This ain’t Seaworld…this is real as it gets!!! Check out the site and according to the person who sent it to me the pictures, “are gross…and cannot be unseen!”. I believe every word of that. What scares me more…is that it is all legit, you can buy a 6-pack of Chicken in a Can from Amazon for $49.99 (US). WOW.
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- Yeah, it’s chicken in a can.
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- I wasn’t kidding
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- Seriously, chicken in a can
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
