A piece of Michael Jackson!!!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Ok OK. I hope you have calmed down after this post’s title. I’m sure a million things are running through your mind, and I bet about 85% of you have already got your wallets/purses out on your desk. I’m not sure whether you have heard, but “The Prince of Pop” is selling alot of his estate, and you could be lucky enough to own some. There is a massive Flash Catalogue that you can flip through, but they made it amazingly painstaking to search through quickly. Prices range from $100-$Loads! I have included my personal favourites below! And yes that’s a real ZOLTAR FORTUNE TELLER!!!(If you don’t know, stop coming to this site!!!! jks…lulz)
A GIANT oversized LED clock.
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I don’t wear a watch, to be honest they really annoy me and well I don’t need one of those unsightly tan lines! I have a clock on my phone, psp, computer, the sky etc…but on that rare occaision I’m not outside, or near one of the various electronic appliances that can tell me the time of day, I’m outta luck!! Until now! Not only would a GIANT oversized LED clock be great for telling the time from pretty much any room in my tiny house but it triples as an amazing light source AND calendar! I’m pretty sure you could rig it to be a basketball scoreboard, so you could also relive those glory days back when you were young and your life had meaning. They are $350 US, so basically you could buy 1 and maybe get it shipped (if they offered shipping). Sigh. Do you come with the clock?
Oh you, hee hee hee.
NOTE: A trusty reader has pointed out that this price is for a 6-pack of GIANT LED CLOCKS!!!!!!! Awesomezzzzz
Golf Club Toilet.
Filed under: $900, $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Yes, you read correctly…GOLF CLUB TOILET. How many times have you been out on the golf course and really needed to pee? I know right, 100 maybe 200 times, well worry no more! You can blow you $900 on one of these amazing contraptions. Before doing so, I would probably watch the video to really understand what you are buying into, and yes it’s totally legit. They are $25US, and I don’t know if you can get them shipped here. But I would say you could probably get an entire “set” for your $900…
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
