February 6, 2009
by Kruddler!

A new car!!!!!!!

What better way to spend your economic stimulus payment than to buy a brand new car! Nothing screams success more than an EA Falcon! Known for it’s prestige and all-around good looks, this car is a marvel of human-kind, and … Continue reading

February 5, 2009
by Kruddler!

Stimulation for the nation!

It has been brought to my attention that all of this economic stimulation may in fact cause all kinds of stimulation. As a result, today’s suggestion for you and your $950 of economic stimulation goodness…5053 pregnancy tests! That’s right, you … Continue reading

February 4, 2009
by Kruddler!

Personal Protection!

I was thinking today, man I don’t feel very secure. Sure this may be to do with my own feelings of inadequacy and lack of self-esteem, but it also may be to do with the fact that I don’t have … Continue reading