A new car!!!!!!!
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What better way to spend your economic stimulus payment than to buy a brand new car! Nothing screams success more than an EA Falcon! Known for it’s prestige and all-around good looks, this car is a marvel of human-kind, and probably the perfect way to spend $950!
This EA Falcon is only $800 on the buy it now price, but bid low and bid often and you could be the proud owner of an EA Falcon! Thank you Mr Rudd!! Plus you’ll have $150 left over!! CB Radio ftw!!!!
EA Falcon!The best way to spend your stimulus package?
Stimulation for the nation!
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It has been brought to my attention that all of this economic stimulation may in fact cause all kinds of stimulation. As a result, today’s suggestion for you and your $950 of economic stimulation goodness…5053 pregnancy tests! That’s right, you can get 10 pregnancy tests for $1.88! And with all this extra stimulation floating around, you may just need them…all of them!!!
Personal Protection!
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I was thinking today, man I don’t feel very secure. Sure this may be to do with my own feelings of inadequacy and lack of self-esteem, but it also may be to do with the fact that I don’t have a taser.
Today’s suggestion for your Krudd Kash- Tasers! They are cheap and effective! These are two of my personal faves…
At only $70 US you could buy quite a few. They probably illegal in Australia, so this dream may not be all that possible. Sigh.
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
