Stimulus Suggestion: A Fancy new Suit.
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season
This is part 3 of “My Brother is Getting Married” and I’m thinking that my $900 would be best spent on an amazing suit for his wedding. Not some fancy shmancy DKNY or Dolce and Gabana suit but a LazyPatch duvet suit of course!!!!! They are only $110 delivered(!!!!) for a full suit , so you get yourself EIGHT of them!!! That’s one for each day and a spare for washing day, or a special occaision- like my brother’s wedding!!! Here are some reasons why the are awesome (according to the site)-
- No need to get out from under the quilt while leaving the couch (great for those quick toilet breaks!)
- Pretend you’re in the opening snow scene from The Empire Strikes Back.
Watch the video…it’s amazing.
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Stimulus Suggestion: A date for my brother’s wedding.
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulus Package Suggestion, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
This is the second part to “My Brother is Getting Married” posts…and well to my loyal followers, I know what you are thinking…this is TOTALLY like your ‘A date for your 10 year high school reunion‘ post…and you’re probably right. But this is a more pressing matter. I have til like September to find a date for my 10 year reunion, actually I could probably even find a date I didn’t have to pay for (take that Sarah Gillespie!). So I’m thinking that the wedding is in 1 month, so I should be able to ‘arrange’ a date by then. It’s in Sydney, so if anyone is keen for a good time, let me know. I’m not sure whether I’d be all that excited to “pay” you per-se, but I could buy you a dress, corsage, and a dr pepper. This isn’t a joke. Plz leave a comment.
Click to enlarge the pictures!
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- Aptly titled- “My Brother’s Wedding”
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- I figure once you become a part of the family, things like this will happen.
Stimulus Suggestion- Singing Lessons!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, Stimulus Package Suggestion
So this is part one of the “My Brother is Getting Married” posts. My brother is getting married next month, and I’ve been asked to read a Bible verse at the wedding. I’ve decided to spend my $900 on singing lessons in attempt to convince my brother (and his bride) to let me sing Bon Jovi’s Bed of Roses instead of 1st Corinthians 13. It’s probably the best idea I have ever had.
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
