April 20, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulus Suggestion- Slinky Races!

I had a lovely gentleman suggest that he would spend his money on creating some kind of underground slinky racing championship. The premise would be that you would either arrange the slinkies yourself or have actual racing teams prepare the … Continue reading

April 15, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulus Package Suggestion- A Laserdisc Player

I love redundant technologies! It is quite common to see me rollerblading along the beach with my Sony mini-disc listening to TaxiRide and thinking about how much I love Fags . So now I recommend that you purchase a laser … Continue reading

February 5, 2009
by Kruddler!
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Stimulation for the nation!

It has been brought to my attention that all of this economic stimulation may in fact cause all kinds of stimulation. As a result, today’s suggestion for you and your $950 of economic stimulation goodness…5053 pregnancy tests! That’s right, you … Continue reading