Stimulus News: Today is the Day!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Global financial crisis, Shirtweek- the best blog in australia references!, Stimulus Package News
So today is the last scheduled day for receiving the $900. I’m not sure whether that means this is the last day they are sending them, or this is the last day people receive…either way, if you haven’t got your money, and you entitled to it…get your dialling finger ready!!
1300 686 636!!!!!!!!!!
Here is some listening music for while you are on hold…
Hire Thailand for a party!
Filed under: $900, $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, Uncategorized
I received an interesting email the other day that proposed that if enough people pooled their money together, you could charter a 747, hire thailand and throw a massive party there! It’s a pretty incredible idea. $900X400 people= $360,000!!! Thats one pretty crazy party! I’m not sure about the feasability of Thailand as I’m not on the best terms with the consulate after “the incident”, but how bout a Whitsunday Island or maybe a motel in Dubbo?! Any exotic location would do really. What an awesome way to forget your financial distress and dismay!!
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Monumental Occasion
Filed under: $900, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
So today I found out that the Rudd “government” plans to dole out the 2nd installment of its stimulus package. This will provide alot of Australians with $950, hence the reason for this website. This seems like a great idea right? And yeah you’re probably going to vote for them, despite issues such as the clean feed (which would probably shut this site down). So seeing as we are going to be loaded soon, I thought the Interweb needed a place to suggest rational and irrational ideas about how to spend your cash.
Today’s item is…. A Slushie Machine! That’s right! You may need to get 4 friends to go in with you, but for the low low price of $3519.09 you can get your own machine!!!
$950 x 4
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
