May 14, 2009
by Kruddler!

Stimulus Suggestion: Dead cats!

I am not fond of cats. Really. If you know me, then you will definately know this to be true. I like dogs…in fact Dogz Rule! I like the fact that they are happy to see you,are energetic and enjoy … Continue reading

May 1, 2009
by Kruddler!

NSW= Multiple Stimulationz! + the funniest blow my 900 comments!

So if you’re in NSW, chances are your probably got stimulated last night, I have like a bazillion people report that they got their money last night. So hooray for you. If you are worried about your money, why not … Continue reading

March 17, 2009
by Kruddler!
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$900 worth of Mentos:The Freshmaker!

Today is part 2 of a 3 part series. On this fine Tuesday,  I suggest that your $900 government stimulus package would be best spent on 75 bags worth of Mentos. Each bag cost $11.96 and you you get 200 … Continue reading

March 4, 2009
by Kruddler!

I pity the fool- The Mr.T Flavorwave Oven!

This is not a joke. When I stumbled across the Mr.T Flavorwave Oven, I foolishly thought otherwise. Apparently the  Mr T Flavorwave Oven® is a miracle breakthrough that turbo cooks all your favourite foods up to three times faster, with … Continue reading

March 3, 2009
by Kruddler!

A max wicked sick BMX!!

I know that this is a little old, but I’ve just come across the original Ebay listing for it! This baby only sold for $134 which means that you could purchase 6 and then have some money left over to … Continue reading

March 2, 2009
by Kruddler!

Tweet Tweet!

So I figured that most people don’t actually use the Interweb like they should anymore, they just meander from social networking site to social networking site! So you can now follow BlowMy900 via Twitter, you never have to annoyingly type … Continue reading

February 25, 2009
by Kruddler!

A Fun and Exciting Fly Swatter!

Sick of the boring mundane ways to kill flies?? Me too! Yesterday I received an awesome suggestion for a 1500 watt electric fly-swatter! Now you don’t have to worry about hitting the fly/mosquito onto something, just get in within range … Continue reading

February 20, 2009
by Kruddler!

A Goat! I never thought I would buy a goat!

To follow up yesterday’s suggestion of a boat, today I propose that you buy a goat! You can pick up a high quality  Saanen/Nubian cross dairy goat for $75! Now, according the seller…”You can produce $20 /milk per goat per … Continue reading

February 19, 2009
by Kruddler!

A boat! Never thought I’d be on a boat.

Grab your swim trunks, Flippy Floppies and you’ll be straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea!! A boat! I have always wanted a boat, pretty much more than anything. Boat owners have a certain air of class, … Continue reading

February 18, 2009
by Kruddler!

A Goatee Saver!

I know what you are thinking…the ONE thing that holds you back from growing a goatee is the fact that they don’t look neat and tidy! Well stop that thought and check out the goatee saver! I mean people claim … Continue reading