$900 Stimulus Package on April 6th!!
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I know you may have been asking yourself….when will I get my $900 economic stimulus payment?!?! Well…it turns out that you may get a friendly letter from K-Rudd and the Dub-Swan on April 6th! I have amended the countdown timer on the right accordingly! Not long to go now, so get your mind grapes thinking about what you are going to buy!!!!!!!!!
Final most latest News regarding the delivery date—
According to the ATO- “The 7.4 million people who have already lodged their 2007-08 tax return will start receiving their payments from Wednesday 8 April 2009.” So there you have it, the stimulus package will begin to be delivered on the 8th April, with the last being received on the 16 May 2009!
The ATO also say…
“Due to the large number of payments we ask that people don’t call us about the progress of individual payments while we are still distributing them.” LOLZ!! So I guess be patient and just think of ways to blow your $900 free money!!!!!
$900 Economic Stimulus plan passed through Parliament!
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So the $900 is coming our way!! Economic stimulus package is pretty stimulating that’s for sure. Looks like old Xenophon got his wish! Makes you wonder whether it’s actually going to do anything, as I’m yet to see any hard evidence. But congrats to everyone! Now it all comes back to the big question..
What are you going to spend your $900 worth of economic stimulus on?
EDIT: Looks like the payment will be made in the same fashion that you received your tax refund. Early April the first payments get made. Check out the ATO Blow my 900 page for more details.
Spend the $900 on something worthwhile.
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Seriously Rudd take my money and give it to the people that have been affected by the fires and floods. I would gladly give up $900 that I may or may not get so that someone else can have something to eat and some clothes to wear. Why should we be buying Xbox’s, slushie machines and tv’s when people don’t even have a house?! That’s the end of my one and only preachy post. Today alot of places are donating huge chunks of money to the bushfires, including Coles, who are donating ALL PROFITS FROM ALL STORES to the Bushfires. So maybe head out today and blow some cash at Coles, I mean sure Woolworths may be the better place to shop, but for tomorrow let’s put Supermarket preferences aside and do what’s right. If anyone knows of other places doing the same thing, could you let me know?
The stimulus package is lowered to $900 ?!?!
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So it turns out the Stimulus package has been amended to be $900 now and not $950. I wish someone would’ve told me that before I bought this flamin domain name!!!!! Oh well, I guess I should buy a new one or something. I could really use some help! I’m thinking, blowmy900, blowmystimulus, stimuluspackage2009 or kruddkash! So today you can blow your $900 (AUD) on 65 .com domains or more preferably 297 .info domains from the lovely people at name.com! I love buying domains! It’s like heroin, but cheaper, legal and slightly less addictive.
Just so you know kingoftheinternet.info is available!
buying domain names with stimulus package= great idea!
I don’t mean to seem racist
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I don’t know about you, but to me there is nothing more comforting in these economic hard times than a nice minty treat. And well the king of all minty treats is the White Knight! Known for its skills in both mintiness and awesomeness, the White Knight is an often forgotten about chocolate bar. So with your $950 worth of stimulus you can buy 1283 white knights, with change to spare!! That’s 1 White Knight every day for the rest of your life (if you only live for another 3 1/2 years)!
White Knight economic stimulus?
Economic crisis doesnt have to mean transportation crisis! Come On!!
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Hopefully that subject was a good enough segue into today’s object of financial acquirement. Amaze your friends with Will Arnett impressions, and well, that’s about it! I’m not sure what they are good for? Maybe office polo? But a segway is a pretty cool way to spend your $950. Sure you will need to enter into a “stimulation contract” with about 4 other people to get one, but surely it’s worth it! Only $4250…Australian Dollars! Winner!
Check out these $950 pants...come on!
Huey Lewis had it right all along.
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Can you remember a time when there wasn’t a financial crisis? I sure can…it was magnificent! A place where milk and honey flowed through the streets, you didn’t have to change the name of lollies so it wouldn’t offend people and Australia was still good at cricket. Well now you can have all that back! For only $275US you can have your very own Flux Capacitor! It’s extremely exciting news. Also, if you wanna do it the old fashioned way, there are guides to build it yourself!
Transport yourself back to a time when you didn't need a stimulus package!
Stimulation for the nation!
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It has been brought to my attention that all of this economic stimulation may in fact cause all kinds of stimulation. As a result, today’s suggestion for you and your $950 of economic stimulation goodness…5053 pregnancy tests! That’s right, you can get 10 pregnancy tests for $1.88! And with all this extra stimulation floating around, you may just need them…all of them!!!
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
