Confirmation some students will get $1850
So I’ve have confirmation from a student friend of mine that just received $900 after previously receiving the $950 for students! So there you go, you heard it here first!
Stimulus Suggestion- Lucid Dreaming!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Global financial crisis, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season
I’m sure many of you (like myself) come home after a long day at work and love to relax! I find that there is no better way to end AND start the day than with a great sleep. I enjoy sleep, I won’t lie to you. Some days when I wake I wish that I was a professional sleeper, or some kind of insomnia medication tester! Anyways, I thought…how can I enjoy sleep even more?! LUCID DREAMING OF COURSE!!! For those of you who don’t know what it is, it’s when you are aware that you are dreaming and can actively participate and often manipulate the dream world and it’s surroundings!! Like last night I was on on a holiday with your mum in Las Vegas but that got kinda boring (you know how your mum can get!) so I turned into a jet-plane, bombed the Russians and then crashed into the sun. It’s awesome, so today I propose you buy a copy of Lucid Dreams in 30 days…it’s only $8.76 (US+P/H)! Deal! Maybe we can just lucid dream the whole way through the GFC!!
Stimulate your dreams!!!
Stimulus Suggestion: A whole chicken in a can!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
This was brought to my attention a matter of minutes ago, and I deemed it so important that I am posting its amazingness RIGHT NOW!! This wonderful Friday afternoon I propose that you spend your $900 stimulus money on CHICKEN IN A CAN!!!!! This is not a joke people! This ain’t Seaworld…this is real as it gets!!! Check out the site and according to the person who sent it to me the pictures, “are gross…and cannot be unseen!”. I believe every word of that. What scares me more…is that it is all legit, you can buy a 6-pack of Chicken in a Can from Amazon for $49.99 (US). WOW.
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- Yeah, it’s chicken in a can.
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- I wasn’t kidding
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- Seriously, chicken in a can
NSW= Multiple Stimulationz! + the funniest blow my 900 comments!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Global financial crisis, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
So if you’re in NSW, chances are your probably got stimulated last night, I have like a bazillion people report that they got their money last night. So hooray for you. If you are worried about your money, why not give the ATO a call…I’m sure they would LOVE to hear from you!!!!!! 1300 686 636!!
Also I thought I would list some of my favourite blow my 900 comments/emails so far!
- I have a disorder where I think im the fat kid from hey dad…Comments-Im going to fill the bathtub with coco pops and have a bath in them and eat my way out.
- Jason- I’m addicted to cooking in the nude
- Jonny- I like to draw dead cats:) Comments-i got my 900 today…wass sooo stimulated i drew 2 dead cats!
- Dk likes to sneak up to unsuspecting pelicans and give them a hug..Comments-ninjas are everywhere
- Travis is planning on offering Jelena Dokic the $900 to see her boobs
- Delta Goodrem’s estranged Uncle, name is a symbol (like Prince), received it by carrier pigeon, has peanut allergies and spent the money on drugs and cheap plastic ornaments from asian junk $2 stores.
NSW is encountering multiple stimulationszZZ!!!
Blow My 900 Fun Facts
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Global financial crisis, Stimulus Package News, Stimulus Season
So I set this site up as a bit of fun! To see what people would spend their money and whether or not I could use one those suggestions. Things have gotten a little crazy since then!
It’s day 23 of Stimulus season and still I have nothing! I’m totally convinced that the government is going to it to me last…Maybe I will get any unclaimed cheques? Yes, I believe that’s what will happen!
As of today BM900 has had over 85,000 visits! We might almost hit 50,000 unique visitors this month!! Thats crazy
The site has had over 1800 comments and over 100 spam comments! (a true sign of success!). Also there has been multiple people trying to test out the swears filter (another true sign of success!).
I’ve had 150 report their stimulus reception and 237 reported postcodes! My favourite comment so far is the guy who claimed to a disorder where he thought he was the fat kid from hey dad!
I’m number 1 in Google searches for loads of stimulus related things! I’m so stoked to be number one for ‘Hookers and Strippers’ in Australia!!! I’m also stoked about being number 1 for Santana Champagne! And most importantly number 1 for $900 ea falcon!! I love it when people are looking for serious information about the Stimulus package and end up on my site!!!
Those Google ads have made over $120!! So keep clicking LOlzzEr! I also got offered a free massage from Ripple Massage!!
Thanks to everyone that has been to the site so far, it’s been super fun. And even if you are one of the lucky ones that have their money….keep checking back to see what you can spend it on!! Also, if you have any good suggestions, or want to let the world know what you spent your money on….let me know!! Shameless promotion is a plus!
Stimulus Suggestion- The Entire Samuel L Jackson back-catalogue.
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season
For the past week or so, I have been obsessed with Samuel L Jackson. Someone passed along to me a video of the TV edit of Snakes On a Plane and I have been wetting my pants with laughter ever since. I was perusing IMDB and having a look at Samuel’s body of work, turns out he’s been in 101 movies so far! I propose that with your $900 you could purchase every movie that Samuel L Jackson has ever been in!!!! Which is $9 a movie and totally do-able! It’s pretty crazy, turns out that his movies have made upwards of $4.5billion! My personal faves would have to be- Pulp Fiction, Snakes On a Plane, Jurassic Park and of course The Search for One-eye Jimmy!
Stimulus Suggestion- Gaming jacket to increase your 1337 h4xX0rzz!
Filed under: $900 government payment, Economic Stimulus Package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Stimulus Package Suggestion
I don’t know about you, but I’m particularly anti-social. Well it’s not so much that I hate society but that society hates me. I’m so lonely. Anyways, I have overcome this crippling agoraphobia through online gaming!! There is no better to escape the real world then by creating your own personal world where you are totally awesome, everyone loves you and no-one pities you for not having a lover or any kind of success! So in order to enhance this situation I recommend purchasing a First Person Shooter Gaming Vest!!! You may not be able to experience real emotions and interactions with people in the actual world but this jacket will help feel the impact of what it might feel like if someone was to shoot you! What is more awesome than that? Life-long companionship? A successful career? I think NOT!! These jackets are only $138 US+P&H, so I’m guessing you could probably secure one for like $350! Bargain! A small price to pay, I think you’ll agree!
Stimulus News- Someone is thinking about making the giant diet Coke+mentos fountain!
So I had an interesting email from a guy at Nuskope who is considering the giant diet-coke and mentos fountain! I’m entirely sure how it will work, but head over to the post to give him your thoughts!
Stimulus Suggestion: A Fancy new Suit.
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season
This is part 3 of “My Brother is Getting Married” and I’m thinking that my $900 would be best spent on an amazing suit for his wedding. Not some fancy shmancy DKNY or Dolce and Gabana suit but a LazyPatch duvet suit of course!!!!! They are only $110 delivered(!!!!) for a full suit , so you get yourself EIGHT of them!!! That’s one for each day and a spare for washing day, or a special occaision- like my brother’s wedding!!! Here are some reasons why the are awesome (according to the site)-
- No need to get out from under the quilt while leaving the couch (great for those quick toilet breaks!)
- Pretend you’re in the opening snow scene from The Empire Strikes Back.
Watch the video…it’s amazing.
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Stimulus Suggestion: A date for my brother’s wedding.
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulus Package Suggestion, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
This is the second part to “My Brother is Getting Married” posts…and well to my loyal followers, I know what you are thinking…this is TOTALLY like your ‘A date for your 10 year high school reunion‘ post…and you’re probably right. But this is a more pressing matter. I have til like September to find a date for my 10 year reunion, actually I could probably even find a date I didn’t have to pay for (take that Sarah Gillespie!). So I’m thinking that the wedding is in 1 month, so I should be able to ‘arrange’ a date by then. It’s in Sydney, so if anyone is keen for a good time, let me know. I’m not sure whether I’d be all that excited to “pay” you per-se, but I could buy you a dress, corsage, and a dr pepper. This isn’t a joke. Plz leave a comment.
Click to enlarge the pictures!
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- Aptly titled- “My Brother’s Wedding”
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- I figure once you become a part of the family, things like this will happen.
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
